I must really have pissed you off to not even deserve capitalization. I’m sorry.

I’m glad Anna Farris is free of him. He tweeted something about how the wedding was the best day of their lives, and I know it’s just something you say, but he *does* have a son and I immediately felt sad for him.

i quite literally have no idea what it would take to get him ousted - every day brings a new atrocity, and every day brings a fresh wave of looking the other way from the so-called adults who are meant to be safeguarding us from this level of fuckery.

Donald, as an Irish-American, let me make something very clear: you’re evil, you’re incompetent, I despise you, and I’m very much looking forward to watching you suffer in the fires of the deepest hell. I’ll make sure to wave like this:

It’s also not about the ability to attract a woman, it’s about the ability to not be ‘given’ the ‘right’ woman by society. For your 60 year old friend, a 60 year old woman wouldn’t be acceptable, she’s past her prime while he is still a virile man!

Ohhhhh nonono, come on now.

Man, Moby is a dick.

I’d be satisfied having President Warren tweet the phone book. 

My kids should probably have her as a mom. She could afford them.

Does anyone else die a little on the inside when they hear the word influencer?

“and they say no one works harder than that woman”

I may not vote for Biden in the primary—but I’m voting for whomever gets put on the ballot from the Democrats. Literally nothing is more important than beating the Republicans; they’ve already gotten as many SCOTUS appointments as Obama has over his entire term, and they’re packing the lower Federal courts with the Fed…

Wow.
Meghan, 2 days after giving birth: walks red carpet in heels and white dress, graciously speaks to the press, smiles.
Me, 2 days after giving birth: gingerly rolls body off bed, stumbles barefoot into bathroom, sees reflection in mirror, bursts into tears.

He’s probably an asshole. 

Thank you for bringing to people's attention that Major Pete is so bad and vague on policy he might as well be called diet Hillary. I do wish you had presented the true point/thesis of this article closer to the top, since otherwise only people who already agree with you will make it to the bottom without seeing the…

It does seem like he actually is smart and nice. And his policy positions, if any actually exist, are thoroughly underwhelming. Right now he’s well behind Kamala & EW among others for me, but I’ll vote for him in a fucking heartbeat over the Orange Horror

I’m not going to deny that this was a snarky piece, but the larger point is that Buttigieg’s actual policy positions have consistently taken a backseat to a more popular media narrative about him being a smart and nice man.

It is May 2019. Nobody is going to vote until at least February 2020. There’s like 30 candidates running.

Except you aren’t expressing real skepticism about him. Point out his weird flip flop on vaccines or his age or something substantive, but talking about how he was weird to you in college isn’t doing anything legit.

The primary is going to primary. We're just wondering why he's getting more attention than women with actual policies? What does Pete stand for?