So I was supposed to go to the Rifftrax Holiday broadcast today. But the theater I always go to was, with no explanation, not showing it. So I took the day off work and was denied even the tiniest scrap of comfort or joy, in a personal teeth kick from 2016.

He’s promising his fans the sun, the moon, the stars, free and instantly:

God, this season of America is such shit.

Business people love to talk about how regulations and health and safety are terrible but then I remember my grandad watched a man boil alive in a vat of boiled sweets at the factory he worked at and that my dad was out of work for 6 months in his 20's because on a work site he fell off a ladder into a cast iron bath.…

It was all tongue in cheek.

The Browns simply call it Sunday.

That video of the stadium full of people singing the opposing team’s fight song was pretty amazing.

Avatar did the same for me.

It’s just speculation, but also worth mentioning that former Wales manager Gary Speed - whose suicide 5 years ago deeply shocked the soccer world - was coached by Bennell as a youth player and was considered one of his ‘favorites,’ which can lead you to start speculating about some really horrifying possibilities.

The English really need to take a lesson from America.

“but he’s also a cruel, selfish grifter.”

*shrugs* I’m pragmatic and feel like ideological purity is partly what got us Trump in the first place. Like do you want a Bolton or Giuliani? As much as it’d be just desserts to have the country burn down on Trump’s watch, living in NYC can only isolate me so much.

Foolish mistake, really. I prefer to manage my Crohn’s disease by beating my wife and my boss only suspended me two days

IBDers: let’s occupy Goodell’s executive bathroom for the next 1.5 seasons

as a crohnie, i’d like to say this makes me hate goodell more

Enormously distressing is dealing with all of those things without the resources Kim and Kanye have. Put it in perspective here people.

I respect the hell out of Michelle Obama but she has plenty of money and Secret Service for life. She can go high. We need to go low now.

I am, again, legit horrified by race relations in this country - but how did they look around a CVS for 30-45 minutes?

Voter fraud my ass, Only 1/3 of our fucking country voted! I woke up like 2hrs early just to vote! This is what happens when you don’t vote. Fucking idiots...

Weird that if HC orchestrated “millions” of illegal votes, she had them recorded in states where they could do her no good.