Ugh, I hope he’s okay.

Here are my cats. Hope it helps.

hahaha his little derp-tongue!!!

I can’t do anything about wine, but here’s a kitty sitting in a box he had to give up attempting to lay down in because he’s a big, big boy.

I actually find Mike Pence far more heinous than I do Chris Christie, which is really something.

I honestly somehow keep thinking that election day is this week, and whenever I remember that it’s next week and we have to live through another entire week of this entire shitshow I get incredibly despondent.

Yeah. I regretted it too late to edit it out. :(

A lesson no one learns when they are young, rich, talented and feeling invincible.

People in their early-to-mid-twenties often make dumb decisions, and it sometimes costs them their lives. My sympathies to his friends and family, who I’m sure didn’t want this news, and I’m sure wanted it made public even less.

A cautionary tale. You aren’t invincible, not even if you’re young, rich, and talented.

Honestly Senator, that comment didn’t get any traction in the debate. What makes you think it’ll do you any good here?

Don’t you know that military honors, like Judaism, are inherited from the mother’s side?

It was also the first time that a player got suspended for 1 game for repeatedly hitting or trying to hit opposing players on the dick and balls. This untimely decision of trying to intimidate opposing players coupled with the disappearance of last years (another fun fact) first unanimous NBA MVP may have led to said…

That’s actually what I yell everytime I take a shit in the middle of a Best Buy.

I will never get tired of reading this.

Did you know that’s the first time an NBA team has blown a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals basketball game series?

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

Beat me to it. But I think my hair would be magnificent too were I a billionaire.

I concur.