I agree, I’m milking this for all it’s worth. 

Just blood-curdling puns.

That’s the whey it goes sometimes. 

Ugh, that joke has my stomach churning.

This one deserves the Moo-litzer Prize... NAILED IT.

You butter get out of here, after that dad joke!

So would you say the sub-parbbutter is making the Canadians breakfast a “Lack Toast Intolerant” experience?

Not too many cults do their members and their members’ children the benefit of kicking them out.  She’s actually fortunate her kids will be extricated from that mindfuckery. 

Typical Catholics. No sex until you’re married! After you’re MARRIED, then also no sex.

I totally misread the headline. I mentally added a comma after “expelled” which would have meant the kids got expelled and got sent home and they discovered their mom doing the naughty at home.

It’s youtube for adult content. Creators can do what ever they like it doesn’t have to be traditional porn. You could literally build legos and post it. 

Oh if history serves correctly, Catholic churches def think about the children.

Never talk to the police without a lawyer.
Never, ever, talk to the Sun.

From the sounds of it it’s clothed pictures and written erotica too. Which is pretty ho hum as far as dirty business goes. 

And she’s 44???

150K a month, I would just stop sending the kids to school at all for that amount.

Hang on, let me find my clutching pearls...

$150,000/month?

I bet these “neighbors” have skeletons in their closets as well. How many are racist? Wife beaters? Alcoholics? Drug addicts?

People in glass houses should not throw stones.

Excuse me, but WTF is the problem? They’re married. Jesus didn’t say shit about having an OnlyFans! Being Christian must be hard.