It doesn't matter. In redneck idealism, it's an American car no matter where it's built because it's a Ford.

So the doors don't lock and it has lifetime free maintenance, then?

That never happened. They dissolved SRT as it's own entity. Ram Trucks is still a standalone brand.

Couldn't figure out a way to call him a "thug," huh?

It's a bribe so next year it's a guarantee he'll at least get a high five from Butler

I wouldn't want a goddamn Colorado, I would want a damn Z06 or CTS-V. He did the right thing giving Butler the truck, should have had a check for a million dollars sitting inside it too because if Butler did not pull off that miracle, there was no Super Bowl ring for them, period.

It would have been an Audi, but you need 4 rings for that.

I think the less a car's engine displaces, the more it needs a proper manual gearbox with a clutch pedal. It's not just about rowing through the gears; having a clutch allows you to spin the engine up to launch it, which makes much more of a difference when you don't have much torque to work with.

I'll fucking kill you.

I think it's a Lambo, dude.

If this was the reverse, the guy would be in jail by now.

Right, and a lot of anonymous "feminists" on the Internet don't have the courage to admit that women are also commonly perpetrators of domestic violence against men, like this example here. The difference is that the men usually get punished.

I don't get how that was left out of the story. It may have very well been some old-fashioned gay bashing, which would be even more fucked up if that's what happened.

Agree. If a guy wrote a song like that it would be called out as being misogynistic crap.

So what would Jezebel have to say about this if, say, a man did this to his ex-wife's car because she cheated?

I was on a 3rd or 4th date with a girl one time and took her to a concert that had Carrie Underwood singing that song. I said something along the lines of "that's pretty messed up, you don't mess with a guy's ride" and she said well "better never hurt me then". I haven't talked to her since. I'm pretty sure destroying…

She mad?

I would feel worse about this but it is just an Audi. At 100,000 miles this would happen on its own.

Phew [wipes sweat from brow]. Not the gated shifter, that would've been a shame to lose

Nice to see my ex got married.