Neutral:

Will.i.am, is.that.you?

You're not in a relationship, are you?

Not a top priority, sure, but never a bad thing in itself and maybe makes it easier to justify a purchase when dealing with the nonbelievers.

Type-R tachometer with needle at 3k?

"Soon."

Easy solution to bypassing CA's repressive laws - move to a neighboring state like Nevada, Oregon, or Arizona. Park your car in a garage there, register it in that state, and be sure to extend a very large and visible middle finger to the People's Republic of California for me.

I use the D to scare the shit outta people, too. Oh, crap, the cops found me...peace out!

This joke doesn't get old because the Tesla people are in on it. Remember models S.E.X?

That last lady is a boss. I bet she probably has a 10 second fox body, given how chill she is.

The electric Golf faster to 60 than the gas GTI.......................... Shocking....!

I don't know, you drive a rolling death machine, this guy bitches about driving a ford GT.

No matter what I do with the slider Christian Bale is still white!

I don't know. Did it? You're the car-wrangling, data-combing expert. You tell me. Take a stand. Make a statement. Getting the answers to these questions are the reason I read sites like this.

No...it can't be faster than a 997 GT3. Because Porsche.

Your video isn't available in the USA, so I'm going to guess that it is a Japanese cover band of Alice in Chains and that you were in fact listing to Man In a Box:

Yeah, just me and the other 6.999 billion people in the world who didn't know about that. But thanks for the explanation.

A rot of dorrors