I actually rank the average libertarian below mainstream republicans (in terms of basic intelligence and grasp of basic economics). I appreciate the social liberal side but they tend to understand jack shit when it comes to business and free markets. Not a lot of successful business men libertarians out there.

Pretty sure America has a new Exotic on its hands... Ford GT

They're from Norfolk, it'd be ThaaatLotus

It's a bar of Lamborghini soap that's been used a couple times.

LaLotus by Lotus

Even knowing I'm with tears in my eyes and my heart hurts like hell, I'll nominate almost any muscle car!

///Moooo

Alcoholism is not a disease and neither is any other self-inflicted addiction. It is also no excuse to put everybody else at risk. We have an addict in my family and she thinks it's alright to steal from everybody around her so she can cope with her "disease". It's sickening. These people see the rest of the world as…

That second car has a face that you can't unsee

Oh, and it won't be cheap – the fully specced one Henry tested cost, and I hope you're sitting down for this, $80,000. So, you could have this, or a Z06. Take your pick?

"I DRIVE A SPORTS CAR! LOOK AT MY HORSECOCK!!!"

Notice truck guys never make insecure fantastical remarks about your dick? They don't need to, they're already plowing your wife.

Unlike most Vette owners, I'm a girl, so arguably I'm doing it even more right than you think. I'm enjoying the car without exposing others to the glare reflecting off a bald spot.

Kind of like those people who are "just going to send a quick text while we're waiting for the green arrow," then, "Oh shit, it's green. Sorry...stop honking...you HAVE to forgive me because I waved...too bad about those six cars that now have to wait for the next green."

Burgundy Velour also my "performing" name.

Sitting in traffic on the 405 in my miata not only destroyed my love of driving a stick, it destroyed my love of roads... moved to NYC.

Nah. People here will still circle jerk each other and say how great a Manual transmission is in traffic.

Is this the first Jalopnik question where the correct answer is "an automatic..."? Say it aint so!

Great Deceiver? What the hell does George W have to do with this?

Hey Torch, want to start up a black metal band called "Schoolbus Pentagram Brake Lights"?