He looks like he gives weak, clammy handshakes.

Yeah, Jezebel has been remarkably silent about Trump administration policies. Crazy, eh?

I’m late, but. My dad was an engineer, a literal rocket scientist who designed satellites. We used to have pun wars, where we’d spot a weird tree or a lamppost or something and make stupid puns about it for hours. He knew everything about everything, or at least pretended he did.

Lady here: I hate large penises. So much chafing and my cervix gets all banged up (which feels, I imagine, a lot like getting kneed in the balls). Average penises all the way, please and thank you.

I took my 74 year old mother to see Ghostbusters when it came out last summer. When Chris Hemsworth came on screen, she loudly *whispered “WHO IS THAT?” and I blew popcorn out my mouth in a joyful/mortified spit take.

Go on...

So many Zaddy’s

I met him and he hugged me. It was amazing he was so nice, even though he was hungover. He’s very prickly in a funny way. My husband was his handler at a con. This guy came ul to him to get an autograph and says “you were really good in Conan, but it was a very bad movie.” Jason looks at him and says “oh ok” the guy…

Chris Hemsworth as Kevin

I still have no idea what a zaddy is....

Personally, I wouldn’t want one unless it made me look like Immortan Joe. And I’d wear it EVERYWHERE!

It does look odd but who give a fuck how you look when you are sleeping? Because sleeping is more important that looking good while you are laying there in bed. If Viggo Mortensen has taken the time to be bowled over by my Linked In photo, track down my home address, fly to Boston and climb up to my bedroom window in…

I had the same awful experience with a sleep study. They acted extremely bothered by my presence. The clinic was in a strip mall in the suburbs about 45 minutes from my house.

I mean this without any disrespect. I adore your optimism. I used to be you.

Because you can’t gouge out your mind’s eye, and because misery demands company.

“His base will abandon him once they find out he’s poor”

No, they won’t. I really can’t stress this enough: the answer to the question ‘what will make his base desert him’ is ‘basically nothing.’ Short of the utterly absurd - Trump showing up to personally eat the children of each supporter individually - Trump’s core…

He managed to insult and piss off every level of national intelligence. Hell, if anything he should drop the best deal maker shtick and claim to be the best unifier because wow did he bring all these agencies together under one united goal.

Here, have some vomit.

Rope Guy 2020!!!

Yet again, Diana, you are a champion when it comes to covering and writing about these stories.