Of course we’ve been there! Hey- man! Isn’t it fun to tell your wife she’s pregnant? hahha oh my gosh! I got to do that hehe when I stole my wife’s urine! But then her uterus emptied out (sad face). I was so sad that the first thing we did was make a video and put it online for profit!

Wow. We dudes are nothing if not persistent. Andy’s been dead thirty years and still managed to send a woman a dick pic.

Fingers crossed Miss Claudette comes back soon.

I don’t know. The 3rd season really lost steam. I actually...forgot to watch the finale for several weeks, and then suddently remembered I’d never watched the last episode. I’m sitting here trying to remember what happened at the end, and I can’t.

yeah, I think maybe especially for Jenji Kohan’s stuff... I loved the first couple of seasons of Weeds, couldn’t stand it by the end. I don’t want OITNB to hang around long enough to suffer the same fate.

Natasha Lyonne needs to come back. I miss her so. And yeah Piper needs to get released or transferred or have a revelatory moment where she stops being the worst.

I don’t really mind Piper but she’s fulfilled her character’s purpose as the millennial white girl viewer’s conduit into the prison system.

Couldn’t agree more. You could tell they ran out of source material last season. Hope they come up with some more engaging storylines and add some interesting new cast members since they’ve got the luxury of planning!

BRING BACK VEE!

They should write Piper out of OITNB before her awfulness begins to infect even the scenes she is blessedly absent from. Same reason that they should have written Meredith Grey out somewhere around season 3 of Grey’s Anatomy.

Thank you for your input, James

Can we all agree that Franco deserves the Oscar already? I mean, I know the film hasn’t been released yet but surely the privileged Caucasian male hero should be crowned for his great bavery in telling the story of a woman who is just too fragile and stupid and saddled with breasts to domit herself.

I’m just guessing, wine is commonly looked at as more complex, and needs to breath, the shape of the glass changing it character, where beer doesn’t have that view as widely. Thus, if you’re drinking it strait from the bottle, you’re a wino, and drinking only to get drunk, instead of enjoying all of its finer points.…

Biting into a KitKat like that?

Oh my God their names.

Could it be Carson is one of those people, like me, who can only use the bathroom at his house for #2? Because that would be a totally legit reason to fly home in the middle of a campaign.

But what’s the CDC ruling on this guy, also a major cause of vomiting and diarrhea?

At this point I think he just calls her “Mom”