More like LEAN IN Cuisine, am I right, ladies???

Yeah, like having Chris Rock host feels like he's hired to entertain whitey.

I’d love to see the alternate-ending sequel: the faking-death-to-avoid-marriage plan actually works and Romeo and Juliet survive. 2 weeks later their angst-filled teenage relationship has fully run its course and they break up.

I’m glad a celebrity finally came out and said this. I appreciate all the boycotting from other celebrities as at least a means to push a conversation about equality and representation in Hollywood but you have to go much further than the Oscars to fix that problem.

She seems like she would be really fun, and you'd have great conversations over too many margaritas.

so.... a savings account. this is a personal savings account, that every financial adviser under the sun has been telling people to do since always. yeesh.

As someone who has worked with survivors of domestic violence and as someone who is below the poverty line (because I chose a career that works with survivors of domestic violence), these articles feel like such a heavy “should” that so many can't accomplish. I appreciate your acknowledgment that this is a pipe dream…

I keep saying that the oscar nominations are a *symptom*, not the actual disease itself. Look how many parts are made available to minority actors and actresses and it becomes all too clear why this keeps happening.

because her PR Coordinator for The Normals told her this would make her look RELATEABLE and FUN

Srsly, there’s a reason why most of the world doesn’t play American football.

I couldn’t concentrate on anything else in the video after seeing Patriotic Elephant. PATRIOTIC ELEPHANT!!!!

Flipped through the video fully expecting to see titties bustin’ out all over

boobs bad, dudes head butting each other into concussions good.

“Can you believe that we’re both sitting in this Oval Office?”

I’m gonna miss Obama. I think, once the shackles and limitations of being Potus are gone he’s gonna do his best work for this country, much like the wonderful Jimmy Carter.

Yeah, I’m the same way, but I feel like we try to find alternative explanations too often for these fuckers. I mean, the simplest explanation is typically the real one:

And how will she wear her hair? Half up? Three-quarters up? Barrette or scrunchie? SO MANY QUESTIONS.

For a moment, I thought you found a pile of cockroaches and was so grossed out.

Thats why this is kind of perfect. Justin and his people have gone out of their way to rebrand the little twit as the wholesome white guy your parents can let your daughters crush out to. Gone is the entourage, or his “friends”, the blunts and the walk and the accent, gone. So he has come full circle, and landed back…