Hmmm?

Dr. Oz fan here: goat semen pills have done wonders for my body’s goat semen numbers. So, take that!

This is Jezebel we only talk about our Vaginas, that and bitching men.

Sorry, but car washes as pictured are scratch factories, and touchless ones are harsh on paint.

It’s like badmouthing Apple products on Gizmodo. I still get notifications from people telling me I’m an idiot and should accept Apple as God.

Did you know of this “grand tradition” before today?

Yeah, I had to google egg coffee to figure out what’s really going on. The source article helped a tiny bit but here are a couple recipes that helped me understand

Eh. When she and the Dems start fighting back against all this Trump bullshit we’re facing as a nation, maybe I’ll give a fuck about what she’s doing.

I always like coming to the comments to find these kinds of “this doesn’t work in the real world” posts. I’m never disappointed.

Is this...is this sarcasm? I honestly can’t tell.

Even assuming that coffee is important enough to warrant this type of extra prep, how would carrying an egg around be more convenient than carrying coffee beans? Also, it seems like a waste of an egg.

Oh goody just what we need more IoT devices with half assed security! That way they can be used to pull off even bigger DDOS attacks.

I am still not clear on how this works. You mix raw beaten egg with your coffee grounds, then...boil it? Doesn’t that mean you need to add some water? How much water?

Yup. “Cowboy Coffee.” Boil water in enamel coffeepot over open fire, add eggshells, add ground coffee. Coffee and eggshells settle to bottom, pour carefully.

Oh boy, I can imagine in boardrooms in corporate America, talking and strategizing about this.

Crowley will serve as Trump’s senior director of strategic communications for the National Security Council.

I take it you mean at the store and now how to remove one from the plant, which can be a challenge. :D

As someone who grows them, I can say that no that is not the easiest way. You can actually peel them with your hands.

That’s the problem with a lot of “smart” things - they don’t do anything that a “dumb” solution can’t do just as well, but cost a lot more. They are, of course, undeniably cooler though.

The CD player in your car at least got over a decade of relevance and still works without constant updates. That Pebble smartwatch or app-controlled shower, however . . .