Uber Black? Is that where you get to ask for a black driver and they won’t think you’re racist or have a fetish? Or is that when you demand that the driver play only black musicians on the stereo?

Go to trade school or college? LOL. With what money? The kind you disapprove of giving them because America is not a Scandinavian hippie nation full of communists?

When automobiles caught on? Not many, since the same guy that drove the horse and buggy now drives a car instead.

Fair enough. I don’t have anything else to curate because I don’t have a Facebook, Myspace, Livejournal or whatever the hip social networking thing is now.

So you don’t pay for Twitter, and the service allows you to block people who harass you or speak to you in ways you don’t like.

Interesting. Do you have a blog where I can read about your feelings in more detail?

You pay to advertise on Twitter. You do not pay to have a Twitter account for personal or business use.

No. I’m a happy Twitter user who is tired of listening to you fucking Twitter drama.

When you pay for using Twitter, then you have standing to complain about deliverables not being met.

It’s already offered at a discount. People who share a cab or an Uber split the bill amongst themselves.

Don’t follow famous people and don’t share your feelings or expect it to share other people’s feelings.

How is he supposed to give you an ETA on deliverables that he never specified or made a commitment to?

GTFO with your animated gifs. Dismissed.

Yes, you can look them up by going to a bunch of different websites and figure out on their page where the information that you need is located.

Consumers side with businesses over employees, too. How many people do you see speaking out against Amazon or Walmart here? Amazon gets nothing but praise, and people are encouraged to pay for Amazon Prime because that’s so great.

No, Twitter is wonderful because I can check on official road conditions before the news traffic guy gets around to mentioning it.

It is a look-at-me because that’s what public memorials should be about.

What are you getting in a mandatory carpool, if not the smelly, chatty and germ-infested cold-spreading people?

If I wanted to ride in a car rammed in with strangers, I would ride the subway or take the bus.

No, it’s just as meaningless drivel as before. “Computer support” can meaning anything from the guy you call to get you a new keyboard because you spilled coffee on it. Or it can also mean the database admin when your SQL commands don’t result in tables you know they should. Or the AML data guy who investigates…