Except he isn’t a father or a husband. The man has actively whined in an interview about not being able to go on a date because when women Google him they see his photo with devil horns on it. Hey Bobbers, maybe don’t be the devil.

Honey I Shrunk the Kids and Now They are Forced to Cooperate Lest They Perish Horribly in the Brutal Hellscape That is Our Backyard

Rare is like a vintage axe - sure, the head may have been replaced a couple times, and it needed three or four replacement handles over the years, but it’s still the same old axe it always was!

I would be shaking in the kitchen window, spilling plenty of cold water on the floor 

At this point are we really wanting an Uncharted movie anymore? I feel like it’ll just come across as Tomb Raider with a guy.

Mark Wahlberg is a colossal piece of shit, for those who don’t know he beat two men nearly to death over their race (Vietnamese). He is a racist piece of shit that does not deserve any sort of popularity. In this day and age where famous people are getting black lists for sexual misconduct, this fucking dude nearly…

whoa shit, I just looked that up and it had washed up in someone’s pond during a flood. Imagine looking out your back window and seeing that!

Yes. This. Despite my snark in some other comments, this looks like a horror film with something to say and a very interesting way to say it. Also, abusers can hide in plain site and inflicted pain might not be readily apparent to those who are not experiencing it. I think it will require several viewings to fully…

Damn. Even fake FIFA is crooked.

This is what would happen in real life. Someone invents invisibility and the first thing they do is be a asshole with it.

to not let her express her freedom

I haven't played seriously since Brawl, but... Are Smash Bros players ever happy with anything they get?

I also dislike that Hero only has the MIDI versions of the DQ music. The music is why I still have a PS2 copy of DQ8 and waited for the switch version of DQ11.

Sakurai made a big giant list of SNK songs he wanted to use, expecting he'd only get to use about 10-12, but then SNK basically said "OK! Use all of them!"

It’s kind of interesting how the Harry Potter/Wizarding World franchise fell into that prequel trap that so many fall to. I remember before Cursed Child I was like “man I could use some new Harry Potter content that isn’t Pottermore stuff” but after the stuff we’ve gotten...yeah.

It’s always a bummer when the idea that you have for a story is better than what you get. In this case, what I really wanted was an anthology series in which each book was the story about how the writer of a textbook from Hogwarts got famous and/or got the material for their book. So the first movie is about Newt…

The continent-jumping in each movie feels more like fanservice to show other parts of the Wizarding World, and not really necessary to tell the story. I do hope I’m wrong.

I still maintain the first Fantastic Beasts was a good movie. The second.. the second had a lot of problems that I’m not sure a second scriptwriter…

I watched that second Fantastic Beasts movie, but for the life of me I can't remember a damn thing that happened in it. Was there a part with a train, or am I thinking of something else?