Maeve in Shogunworld. AKA the best DLC you can ask for. Thanks based not-Rockstar.

So I’m a little confused, what exactly is supposed to be the difference between the hosts and these other artificial humans they’re trying to build?

Baby Boomers weren’t listening to Roxy Music though. Obviously the guy’s a 2018 vintage vinyl hipster all grown up.

That little speech about Craddock not recognizing death when he sat across from him at the table was Eastwood worthy.

Surprised no mention of William at the cantina......that was Sergio Leone level Western myth making, the brief silent montage in the middle, the rain, the excruciating tension, the explosive ending and then that wonderful aerial shot of riders on horses at full gallop across the plains.

Melee is toxic. Let Melee die.

Dude, that’s the point.

It may surprise you to realize (it should not) that much of our species’ history has been one of European powers inflicting dominance and cruelty and suffering on all the rest of the world. It would be virtually impossible to tell a historical story in a setting already familiar to western audiences without that…

Colonial World?! Who would really enjoy this? Is this park’s narrative based nearly entirely on tiger hunting? Cuz that seems like a lot of effort for relatively little gain. It would make more sense that Future!India is an economic powerhouse and wealthy Indians would want to relive their country’s precolonial glory…

Assassin’s Creed wasted India on that side scrolling game, it definitely deserves full open world status

Or colonial Shanghai. Not so much what J.G Ballard experienced, but more what his parents did. Well, before the Japanese occupation. Basically, yes, it was great to be a white person in the colonial era. Granted, not so much being a native.

So we have Colonial India, Shogun-world, and the Old West. I certainly hope we get to see the other four parks.

“Darling! He’s fragile........”

So, the lady in the cold open went from being threatened by Indians (and a tiger) to threatened by Indians. Don’t think I didn’t see what you did there, Westworld.

I’m not here to argue about the price; it’s up to the individual to determine if it’s “worth it”. I see it as a crafting kit that is largely accessible to all ages and backgrounds, which looks like it’s going to be somewhere between 8-10 hours of building/playing, with a potential for many hours of programming my own…

“You expected Batman to do any other kind of Bat-wedgie? “

So, why isn’t it called Batman SamurAAAAAAAAAAIIIII-MY-NUTZ!!!!!

And that time he got into the catnip... Whooo!

Yes, because what we REALLY need is yet another Superman origin story... THAT’S what we’re missing at this point. Make sure we have Lex Luthor.... AGAIN as the main villain as well! That’ll be riveting.

“since there are still about eighty months until release”