Maeve in Shogunworld. AKA the best DLC you can ask for. Thanks based not-Rockstar.

So I’m a little confused, what exactly is supposed to be the difference between the hosts and these other artificial humans they’re trying to build?

Baby Boomers weren’t listening to Roxy Music though. Obviously the guy’s a 2018 vintage vinyl hipster all grown up.

That little speech about Craddock not recognizing death when he sat across from him at the table was Eastwood worthy.

Surprised no mention of William at the cantina......that was Sergio Leone level Western myth making, the brief silent montage in the middle, the rain, the excruciating tension, the explosive ending and then that wonderful aerial shot of riders on horses at full gallop across the plains.

Melee is toxic. Let Melee die.

Colonial World?! Who would really enjoy this? Is this park’s narrative based nearly entirely on tiger hunting? Cuz that seems like a lot of effort for relatively little gain. It would make more sense that Future!India is an economic powerhouse and wealthy Indians would want to relive their country’s precolonial glory…

Assassin’s Creed wasted India on that side scrolling game, it definitely deserves full open world status

Or colonial Shanghai. Not so much what J.G Ballard experienced, but more what his parents did. Well, before the Japanese occupation. Basically, yes, it was great to be a white person in the colonial era. Granted, not so much being a native.

So we have Colonial India, Shogun-world, and the Old West. I certainly hope we get to see the other four parks.

“Darling! He’s fragile........”

So, the lady in the cold open went from being threatened by Indians (and a tiger) to threatened by Indians. Don’t think I didn’t see what you did there, Westworld.

if the fucking brothel ends up being a giant syphilitic chekov’s gun like that I think I might actually laugh so hard that I transcend into the next dimension

“If you try something like that again, I will relieve you of your most precious organ and feed it to you, though it won’t make much of a meal.”

“Doesn’t look like anything to me.” Damn Delores, that was some cold shit.

I have 8 year old twins who really want to watch this. Not worried about the drinking aspect, but still trying to keep the SEX stuff under wraps. Is there any of that in there? I did see something about a Ric Flair dick joke.

They did bring her her back. She’s been part of the Detective Comics team for almost two years now.

The fourth one.

Ed Asner in drag or no sale.

Joss Whedon is denied the chance to turn Batgirl into yet another of his annoying quipsters. Ava Duvernay gets a chance to adapt some of the craziest shit The King ever produced. Hell, maybe DC is actually going to turn this thing around.