Yah, there were over fifty allegations, FIFTY. That’s practically a sex-trafficking ring right there. And the culprits weren’t just men either, there were women in on it as well. A lot of people were also major figures who Nintendo profiled! Just last week the community conduct panel dissolved because there were just…

Yeah, that whole sector of gaming needs a serious reflection on WHY all of that was allowed to happen for so long

Biggest disappointment: that the competitive Smash community is full of sex pests, predators, and pedophiles. That’s definitely a top three “YIKES!”

The best way to describe how Bowman and The Squad think is that they’re basically staging an intervention. The old guard has been given chance after chance after chance to get it together and they just won’t wake up to reality so now they need to be forced. And it’s no one’s fault but their own

There’s not going to be a Switch Pro. The “Pro” versions of the PS4 and Xbox were nothing more than placebos meant to placate whiny hardware addicts. Best to just give it a couple years (because let’s face it, it’s going to take a couple years for the PS5 and XBox Series to get going) and just launch a new system.

And an action transvestite

Yeah, this is actually a really cool event that emphasizes Sephiroth’s iconic status and lets people earn him early. Also nice to have a time attack element to it that let’s people show off their score

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Kirbyroth!
Kirbyroth!

Of the three, I only expect Nintendo to commit

See below, Nintendo doesn’t even do Japanese crunch. They are weirdly chill

They also don’t give their executives ungodly bonuses for doing nothing. Furukawa, Nintendo’s president, only made about 1/20th that EA or Activision’s respective presidents make. Even AFTER bonuses.

Well, that’s part of why Nintendo doesn’t listen to shareholders much

apparently Nintendo actually limits overtime, which is very unusual for Japanese companies.

Also Animal Crossing where Nintendo delayed it because they don’t do crunch. They treat it like a 9 to 5 job as should be the standard.

Sephiroth’s deadliest weapon: his chiseled core

Somewhere George Newbern and Tyler Hoechlin just went “WHAT!?”

He’s the fucking director; he had MULTIPLE chances to take that out (whether during shooting, editing, or ADR) and chose not to. He’s a racist shitbag who deserves the dogpile he’s getting

And I don’t take him at his word

He did, but it’s a typical non-apology that reads more like him wanting to save the box office. He’ll be lucky to work on anything that isn’t low budget after this.

The movie’s sole writer is Anderson himself. He owns ALL the blame for it