It’s an electro shamisen.

Though since Randy Pitchford is still at Gearbox, I’ll not be partaking.

Not surprising; abusers tend to have gigantic egos which is why they think they can get away with abuse in the first place

Yeah, there’s no shortage of people who are unproblematic on Youtube. Jared was easy to replace

Jared can go straight to hell, the manipulative little worm.

Also, he dropped this around the time Heidi was going to DragonCon, which is an event very near and dear to her heart. He did this on purpose to mess with her. He’s a gross, spiteful little worm

Well, this is what happens when your composer is pushing 90 and is clearly just coasting on his reputation. We’ll be a lot happier when Hayato Matsuo finally takes over

Yet another worthless man to add to the pile. And since we’re on a streak, might as well add James Portnow:

Considering his last standup routine was him taking boring shots at the Parkland students, I’m not squirming so much as rolling my eyes. Dude is done.

WHY CAN’T YOU BE A FLAT CIRCLE?!

Ah, classic “Want to have it both ways” mentality. Which never works

Especially due to how much Reagan (who Hank put on a pedestal) has been raked over the coals over the past decade.

To be honest, I actually found King of the Hill to work only as a sort of Moral Orel story. When you down to it, Hank is pretty much a loser; he peaked in high school, he never left the town he grew up in, and he spends the show trying to talk down to his son who’s becoming more open than he is. 

All roads lead to your heirs wasting your wealth and cheaping out on your funeral

David Koch finds out he can’t bribe St Peter to let him into Heaven

I hope he died in pain

Yeah, the new Tomb Raider games never did anything for me. Even from a narrative perspective they were just passable.

It also wouldn’t be a problem if people let North and Baker play ANYTHING other than “generic white guy.” They’re both great actors, but they’re never allowed to do ANYTHING interesting with their abilities

Which sucks considering the voice cast is great

Marvel is not going to fuck you. Yeah, it’s pre-Alpha, but there is NO WAY they can shift the basic gameplay and aesthetic design both of which are clearly sub-par. It’s coming out in nine months and if this is the best they can do, hopes for this game are not high.