David Koch finds out he can’t bribe St Peter to let him into Heaven

I hope he died in pain

It’s always with the third fucking film

Yeah, the new Tomb Raider games never did anything for me. Even from a narrative perspective they were just passable.

It also wouldn’t be a problem if people let North and Baker play ANYTHING other than “generic white guy.” They’re both great actors, but they’re never allowed to do ANYTHING interesting with their abilities

Which sucks considering the voice cast is great

Marvel is not going to fuck you. Yeah, it’s pre-Alpha, but there is NO WAY they can shift the basic gameplay and aesthetic design both of which are clearly sub-par. It’s coming out in nine months and if this is the best they can do, hopes for this game are not high.

I’m getting serious Anthem vibes from this.

Somewhere Superman is like “And you insist that I’M the kill crazy one.”

That’s it? Seriously, this is IT? This is all they were able to do with all this tech at their disposal? God, this shitshow just keeps going

And your question was shit

And you are a terrible liar.

Good times

They need to find some way to justify overpriced GPUs, constantly updating drivers, replacing CPUs, and all other junk they have to deal out instead of, y'know, just buying a console once every five to six years

Because we’re still obsessed with the “graphics” argument.

Hmm, why do I get the same feeling that happened with Rare and Lionhead? Seriously, all the new 1st party purchases MS has made over the last couple years should be feeling PRETTY NERVOUS

At the very least they should stop using it as window dressing. Using the image to drum up hype for a game is pretty slimy

That’s a pretty accurate evaluation of the series post-VII. And that’s definitely one of the reasons the series REALLY started fumbling. I-VII, even putting aside quality, did radically different things with their stories ans settings. They always did something new with the series, shifting in narrative, theme, and…

Unfortunately there are TONS of games like FFVIII. There is nothing new about a sloppy plot hacked together from incompetent writers throwing every concept they have hoping to make something compelling out of it. There were tons of them before and there have been tons of them since. The only reason it stands out is…

I have never seen someone bend over backwards so hard trying to justify a plot this botched (and I’ve seen SnyderCut fans!).