There is never, EVER going to be a Pro. There is no point to it; heck there was no point to the “pro” versions of the PS4 and XB1. 

-Hears the cries of tech porn junkies wailing “WHAT ABOUT A SWITCH PRO!?”-

LOTS of Japanese parents

Yeah, that’s definitely Geralt.

2/3rds of the major console makers being Japanese probably irks the fuck out of him. He still thinks we’re in the 80s

No he doesn’t, he’s not that smart

Yeah, to any gamer for voted for this administration: fuck you. You voted for this, this is on YOU.

From what I understand, it was actually a mandate by Studio Khara’s official translator. He demanded a literal translation which is not the same as accurate, hence why even lines and terms outside of the Kaworu episode feel odd and stilted.

Except it did. What the fuck, Studio Khara?

Now if only they could get rid of Lerner

Yeah, I fail to see how comparisons to Jojo are a bad thing (bonus points for having Jojo alumni in the voice cast)

Yeah, other games have done Metroidvania, but the two ur-examples are supposed to be that without gimmicks because THEY FRICKIN’ INVENTED THIS

Yeah, you can step into it and not realize you’re in a city. Japan is really big into maintaining natural beauty despite modernization

It’s really kind of mind-blowing how this is literally in the middle of the Tokyo, one of the biggest metropolitan areas in the world

They’re two, middle-aged white guys, of course they don’t like being questioned

Yeah, it had a broad range of influence. The Nolan films of course had SOME influence, but they also pulled from the DCAU and the original comics to make something new. The Avengers game is clearly pulling mostly from the MCU and because of that we’re like “Wait, why isn’t that Chris Evans?” They set themselves up for…

Meanwhile in MUA3 he sounds like he’s having a blast. It’s a game that feels at odds with itself

Any game that gives me an excuse to say “Fuggidabout it” is intriguing by me

And thank BUDDHA Nintendo went “Uh, yeah, no romance until the time skip.”

I know; but it’s well known that Joe Quesada tried to declare it non-canon. Unfortunately for him Marvel’s writers loved it so much they basically went “Fuck you!” and made it canon on their own so he had to admit defeat.