Interesting choice of music

It should have special Metroid skins

Okay, they’re going for a gameplay focus despite none of their titles rising above the dizzying heights of “adequate. Sort of.” I can’t see this ending well.

Yeah, I’m getting serious Battleborn vibes from this.

It’s Ninja Theory, they always overcompensate like a bunch of 40-somethings trying to appeal to “the youth.”

-Inserts immature anal probe joke-

And he probably wished he didn’t have to do it that way because it “wasn’t manly” or some other BS. Stalin was famously insecure which was why he had photos shopped to remove his pox scars and constantly hid the fact that one of his arms had been marred in an accident when he was young.

You mean he's ordered people to kill others.

Yes Trump is pathetic. So is Putin. They are cut from the same cloth in being mediocre white men trying to turn back the clock and thus isolating themselves from the rest of the world. What is your point?

I get the feeling Putin WISHES he did James Bond stuff, but was stuck behind a desk for most of his career. And not in the Ian Fleming “I’m having to coordinate espionage for an entire nation” sense, but in the the “I have to interrogate schlubs” sense.

Putin needs to learn to chill out and catch some gamma rays

“My citation is my own research!”

The fact that Putin genuinely has nostalgia for the USSR shows how small of a man he is. When your “good ol’ days” were being a middling KGB agent for an incompetent regime you know you’re pathetic.

I’ll give the series this, it’s always trying something new

Thou art like Oscar Wilde with such salient wit

Good times

Open world Pokemon would be a freaking disaster

Good times

Yeah, this is probably as good as we were going to get. it’s a microcosm of the season: good moments, but sloppily constructed and the connective tissues are lacking. I’m satisfied with where the Stark children ended up (Sansa declaring a free North, Arya adventuring in the West, and Jon going far north where he’s…

Disney seriously gave these guys a shot at Star Wars. Snrkt