What about the actions of Soylent Corporation in response to the lack of plankton from the dying oceans?

Claussen are the best.

The healthier alternative is actual whole cauliflower florets roasted in an oven with olive oil.

Kids: If you want awesome barfs for video purposes, do the whole milk Gallon Challenge. College kids (maybe one of your parents?) were doing this 24 years ago.

“Try the amanita muscaria (Fly Agaric)! It’s to die for!”

They’d go great with the lead paint chips?

“there’s better batter up ahead”

Rubio’s!

“What the world needs now... is LJS” RIP, Burt Bacharach.

Amazing the time and energy spent on the quality of lettuce on a P-Terry’s burger. Purests would argue that a true burger may have cheese and maybe onions and mustard, but nothing else.

There are like two Fatburgers that I know have “survived” in the metro Phoenix area. One is in one of the worst malls ever and the other is in a food court at a tribal casino.

You might as well preface this entire article with “Your local municipality may or may not allow for food-waste stained papers and plastics to be recycled at all, not to mention the recyclable papers and plastics allowed by your own municipality.” C’mon.

Name change coming! “Cauli-Flower-A”

Can we sing it like the Billy Goat Tavern skit line, “Cheezborger! Cheezborger!”

Cornifixion for Good Friday?

And Mexi-corn for Cinco de Mayo?

Is this because Jersey Mike’s is eating your lunch?

I’d name the entrees things completely “non-woke” like Aunt Jemima syrup on Yo Mama’s Flapjacks.

Ark.

Good one!