Rumor has it that the cheese scored a perfect 1500 on its SAT.

No thanks, I’ll stick to hickory-smoked BBQ ribs with beans on the side.

I know a lot of fellow Gen Xers who always had money (trust fund babies) that had some of these brand new in the mid-1990s. Envy was my sin.

What about a lifted F-250 with xenon headlamps and fog lamps straight into your eyes (I drive a Q5)? Please legislate that or make them re-aim the lamps!

Everyone can tell that interior is from an Audi Q model. Stop with the sea turtle badge on the steering wheel.

Impossibrat. (Impossible Bratwurst)

You could take almost any concept car from the 1980s, ‘90s or ‘00s and it would have the same interior with no B pillar. Plus, no footwells?

Miller Lite, Point Special or Hamm’s.

Cost Plus World Market is a great place to get a wide assortment of non-US licorice.  I seem to love them all.

I’m surprised there isn’t a BLM regulation somewhere about carving up the lakebed during the rainy season.

This one is in fantastic shape, but the price is well into CP territory.

I was going to add something in here about Hispanic or Mestizo peoples, but you nailed it for me. Gracias!

Can of light beer. Every time, day or night.

That is so nice.

If you look up Valles on the internet, English does not appear to be his primary language.

Refuel while still driving? http://ronkilber.tripod.com/CityofYuma/CityofYuma.htm

“Heated seats? Meh. I want chilled seats in almost anything offered. Thanks!” - Sincerely, Phoenix, AZ

I work for a major electrical utility and after Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” came out (2006), we did a ton of studies about potential carbon reduction plans. When my mom asked me how my job was going, I just said that nothing we can do will stop what will happen and how it depressed me so much.
Fast forward to…

Caines is beneath Popeye’s because there is no spice to the chicken fingers. Clearly a #2.