I love the interview she did where they asked her how many women should be on the Supreme Court and she answered nine, and then she gave this little look:

The women of the Supreme Court are really holding it down for Progressive Constitutional interpretation. More power to them. I met Sotomayor the other day; she is also awesome and brilliant.

Whatever, coconut oil. Jojoba oil and sweet almond oil are better for your skin. Jojoba oil is the closest oil to match our skin's natural sebum. (There! Throw that back in their faces!)

Really? Because everyone I know who has a Lululemon mat HAAAAAAAAATES it.

how about button down shirts that are sized according to bra size and waist size? For example instead of my usual large size shirt, it would be 36D / 30.

Of all the things to dislike about Justin Bieber, that Roman numeral tattoo sets my teeth on edge. It's not just wrong, it's wrong in multiple ways.

i'm Not sure BUT i Think.she means that Femi.nists only WEAR...pants.

I got some umami jokes.

"Rest in peace, Colleen Donaghy. You were 87 years young, 14 in demon years, and you went out of this world like you came into it: wearing a hat."

Wasn't there a Raymond Carver story ''What We Talk About When We Talk About Cock''?

My dead grandfather has been working at home with Google! It's by-far the best job he's had. Last Wednesday we got a brand new BMW after finding money totaling $6474, all in quarters! He began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. That's a lot of quarters! He sent us this link, go…

That's the thing: it ISN'T deliberate malice. It's something much, much worse: de-sensitized apathy and a ground-in tendency to turn off your basic empathy for your fellow man.

They probably can't even inflict pain on each other. I imagine watching them duke it out would be like watching Death Becomes Her.

FYI here's how the rest of the United states looks to Massachusetts people (aka, the best people)

Western MA, actually.

South Attleboro.