Both involved big-name QBs forcing other people to work on their balls, so it seems like a natural comparison

Obligatory.

You could have just stopped reading Bill Simmons, continued smoking pot, and everything in your life would have been perfect.

Unfortunately we probably will never know the answer, given how uncomfortable Bill Simmons has historically been in making things about himself.

This is my surprised face.

Your childish fandom and refusal to accept facts on their face is painful. Sorry about crushing your boyish adulation of your heroes? Oh, you’re 30-something? Well then its probably time to stop wearing your fratastic boston sports logo gear out of your home everyday.

You’re not a Pats fan but you just posted quote “I’ve laughed all the way through it with a championship to enjoy”. Ok

Sorry your favorite team got caught cheating again.

Well if you can kill an NPC to stop them, then that is part of the game mechanics too and perfectly valid. I don’t see it as having anything to do with manliness.

No offense, Leslie, but I’m pretty sure you’re on NPH’s unfuckable list, too.

No one there shouldn’t be a next Dark Knight story.

Rob Liefeld. Look we know post 9/11 Miller isnt very good. Or good at all really. So lets not waste a good artist’s time with it.

It’s called The Master Race. I think he’s not only fully embracing fascism, he’s now including actual fucking nazi references. The ball has been dropped, burned and the remainder flushed. Won’t stop Snyder using it as wank material of course, as he seems to be doing wit BvS.

Fucking All Star Batman and Robin if fucking terrible also, the guy can’t write anymore...Its even worse when Jim Lee’s artwork can’t save Miller’s god awful writing....The dude needs to be kept away from anything and everything Marvel and DC, let him go write and shittly draw his terrible indie books..

Miller himself is joyously fascist. Holy Terror is a book he wrote about how all Muslims should be killed freely in the streets, for god’s sake. And he was serious.

Yea the fat old woman who sits next to me in my office got the same injury. Clearly insurance is a sport.

Jeez, a physical injury forcing a player into early retirement?

Not wanting to be branded a rapist with no recourse does not make him a douchcanoe - your desire to convict any man without proof make you a fucking cunt.. Please kill yourself. The world would be better off without you faux-liberals speaking all the time

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