Filed to: "Writers" Whose "Intelligence" Limits Them to Resorting to Name-Calling

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

tree to tree you say.....

An unnamed, unreferenced quote is an actual scientist in these parts? Hahahahaha Is the bar for Jezebel really that low?

Oh? Sounds like it's aiming to rehash a load of existing assets and mechanics from AC3 and AC4 for a quick production pipeline, presumably to offset the costs of making Unity (the game that's going new places and implementing new mechanics and locations) current-gen only.

Meanwhile, here is Farmville at E3 2014.

Somebody doesn't know how to design brackets by placing a reigning champ vs an obvious first seed in the same bout.

yea the overall tone of the game was all over the place, it tried to be silly and goofy but also be deadly serious and gritty at the same time ... gritty and goofy don't go together. Pick a tone and stick with it. Not to mention most of the badguys in the game weren't very well fleshed out or very interesting except…

PSDildo Head.

Infamous was played mostly like a third person shooter with a hand full of mobility powers and this is why it kinda failed for me. There was alot more that could have been done with that power set besides a lame 3rd person shooter loadout, with lightning based shooting mechanics. The majority of powers translating 1…

Just think of when the first Infamous tittles came out. It was after a slew of releases of sandbox games such as Saints Row and the Darkness (semi) and then following shortly behind was Prototype which was the original Infamous' main competitor. Sucker Punch outpaced every single one of those games. Does this mean…

Not a problem, in a age with a failing global economy $65 is a lot to 'test' a game, especially when you aren't a big fan of the design concept (CoD) to begin with. Often reviews are subjective because the reviewers play SO many games and are so good they don't realize how elitist some games are, especially with…

It is NOT true. I beta tested it solid through the whole weekend, Titanfall is pure competition for CoD. The AI makes you feel a lot less like you're wasting your time playing the game, but in the end if you aren't a twitch gamer who is at least pretty good at CoD, you'll be destroyed. The game will dwindle down to…

I actually don't like multiplayer shooters and I hoped this would change it...sadly it doesn't.

That's what my gynecologist said to me.

This is how you deal with a titan!

That's kind of BS if it requires a PS+ membership to use.

Pretty sure, based on the post-structuralist intellectual underpinnings of feminist criticism (not that Jezebel qualifies) and the moral theory it implies, that calling someone a "philandering old man" would be on the same moral footing as calling someone a "yapping homely woman."