Nine hours ahead? Based on the stories I'm reading, I think they are about 3 weeks behind.

Actually, that sound you heard wasn't a starter's pistol. Just someone shooting a stray dog.

The Lancashire Telegraph reported that the boy admitted the assault and specifically named the console as the device where he had been watching the porn, and that it inspired him to "try it out." The boy said he chose his sister because she was small and "couldn't remember stuff."

That child is PEYTON MANNING. This is a real-life "12 Monkeys", guys. He came back to stop a personal tragedy, but it turns out HE was the tragedy.

I call it Xbone, which has quickly become "da bone" when I'm not typing. It's not meant as an insult at all. Nicknames just stick sometimes and the Xbox One is The Bone now. I wish Playstations had better nicknames, but their straightforward naming convention (Playstation 1-2-3-4) means they're all just going to be…

You know, I've really been leaning towards the Playstation 4, but the amount of idiocy and juvenile jackassery that goes on around here makes me want to buy the Xbone instead out of spite. ESPECIALLY if it's a sign of the maturity level of Playstation users I'll be encountering online.

I might be the only person on the internet who likes the Titanfall design.

Sorry. You're wrong. And you have no concept of what is considered attractive in Asia.

50% is a massive exaggeration.

And I still don't care.
I buy a console for the games, if the games are better on the Xbox One (and at launch, they were) that's what I'm going to buy. I'm probably buying a PS4 within the next couple of months, but it's possible to like a console without needlessly being a dick to people…

Totilo, I've never really had an issue with your reporting, because you actually report things. Some of your staff though it seems like their jobs are just to vomit out things vaguely related to video games that they find on the internet to fill up space. I mean, if that is their job, well good for them I guess…

i think the fact that they pulled off the Manti T'eo story and stuck the landing suggests they have a pretty good editorial process and Hannan's piece would not have run in the incarnation it was presented in on Grantland. but then again, i'm a fanboy.

I am still shocked at Simmons contention that over a dozen people read that piece before publication and not one of them understood what the problem was. I am also annoyed by his self-serving blather about "young writers"...as if to suggest it was some kind of youthful indiscretion by a 31-year old to out Dr. V to…

That would constitute cruelty to animals.

this guy who just claimed $5 on amazon for using their search engine.

Oh good. The whole Gawker family is now assuming Jameis Winston is a rapist despite all of the evidence against it.

My rape wasn't much different from the sexual assault described by Jameis Winston's accuser.

As a lawyer, I can say that there are an odd number of comments on Deadspin that start with "As a [insert year] law student"...

I kinda feel like Penny Arcade just arrived at this conclusion about a week ago and now it's being expanded upon here.