OK. I have no fucking clue as to what you’re talking about, but OK!

Serves you right for being a dick. Actions have consequences.

“Stereotyping: It’s the most”.

That’s some nice low-bar setting their, Lou.

Seems generic to me. When does “strange” and “disturbing” come in?

Depends. Is your drawing as much of a snotty little prick as you are? If so, yes.

Also: “Embarrassed”? Jesus Christ who raised you? You really need to re-evaluate the importance of random posts from internet strangers. Wow.

You mean my opinion sounds like an opinion? Man you kids today are smrt.

Most reviews I’ve read are “this game is boring as fuck, but since I hyped it beyond belief, gonna try and spin it as ‘contemplative’”.

neoGAF user Moa discovered that if you run and then press the melee and jetpack buttons at once, you can belt around at a much quicker speed

OH MY GOD TEH HORROR THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE OF OUR TIME

No, you can’t. But please, continue with your false outrage and narratives: Sure beats working amirite?

Who. Fucking. Cares.

Being employed helps with that. Maybe give it a shot?

Wow...someone’s a widdle gwumpy-wumpy today. I’ll just leave this here for you Mr. Angry:

Are they selling it as a product? Would it have existed without them selling it as a product?

Oh please. The mouthbreathing defenders of this game outweigh the reflexive attackers 100-to-1. Where you been?

they’re both art and product

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH

So how was the film Ebert? Hand still sticky from Harley Quinn?

Hah OK Mr. Angry. Done.