I’m sorry for your loss and surely meant no offense to you. Just meant it as a swipe at the kardashians.

Late entry, but I feel the need to tip my hat to my best friends’ soon-to-be-ex-husband, who has been living in her house and on her dime because he moved here after her to “be with the kids,” but neglected to get a job or finish his M.A. first. Friend came back at 6 this morning from her second, seasonal job that she…

“triple aluminum oil”

Last-minute entry?

You’re welcome!

LETS GET IT ON

They have a sheet metal business with $15million a year in sales. They also have about 20 criminal and traffic offenses between them, dating back about 20 years (neither did any jail time). The father beat it by making restitution for a theft. The mom was also charged with, amongst other things, drunk driving and…

I hear you. The giant ball of sunshine on the left in this photo is my grandmother, pictured here with my father. In photos she consistently radiates this incredible, infectious joy. A few years after this photo was taken, her family - my grandfather, her, and her three young children - went for a Sunday drive. A…

His face is so goddamn punchable and the facial hair just makes it worse.

Suck it, punch-face.

So happy to hear that little douche was found. I thought his defense was b.s. when I first heard it and he deserved the book thrown at him. Mom is just as bad.

I’m on Team Grow-Up-and-Figure-Out-How-to-Co-Parent. I am not impressed with the behavior of either adult in this situation.

Re: Giada

By no means do I want to like Kendall, but the more she acts like a reasonable human being re:Tyga, the more I am inclined to grant her some sort of respect. Having a bratty younger sis who doesn’t have her priorities straight is zero fun, (and that’s when they’re only a kid, can’t imagine when they turn into an…

Barry S. Guaglardi, the attorney of Jennifer Giamo—who is still married to Giada De Laurentiis’s current boyfriend, Shane Farley—spoke to Radar Online about Farley and De Laurentiis’s affair.

I can’t decide whether this is too high class or too hipster for me to give two shits about...

Can we take a moment and break down this quote and the various ways in which it is HILARIOUS?

Unpopular opinion: I don’t give a fuck about adult birthdays. He was there on her birthday!!!! The next day is not a thing. However, I have not lost a parent and don’t understand how that loss might manifest. But, I really get annoyed with adults that make a HUGE deal about their birthday and expect everyone to care…

Unpopular opinion from someone who works in theatre: Yeah, naw, Aretha was still being rude as fuck.