But there isn’t a single thing about this that’s shitty. At all. Back to games just being games please. Everybody else who drank the kool-aid and defend any of this tainted bullshit that literally makes every game worse, feel free to respond, you tool. Just wipe the shit ring around your mouth off first, thank you.

It has a Bennett Foddy exclusive coming. I have to actually spend 150 dollars on this tiny black and white non backlit screen thing. Holy fuck...

LMFAO oh my god the mystery has been solved but how in the fuck

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Oh I played through it. And the phone version as well for some reason. The problem is the action is so half cocked compared to actual action games that I’d rather have the actual well done turn based system instead. We can always meet in the middle and do action, as long as they don’t suck at it. And honestly I’d…

Oh great. They’re using the worst battle system in the history of the series. Even the most broken of the earliest turn based entries feel better than this trash. If I wanted a soulless unfun version of a character action game, I’d go play a character action game. It would be nice to have a next gen looking final…

I’m one of the rarer breeds.

the cut just keeps getting better and better!

Yep, you got me. I am incapable of even saying the word nuance let alone understand what it is. That’s why I post on Kotaku. I’m all in one way or the other. So for cops, they’re all good and none have ever fucked up like a human being in the history of humanity. Wait, no, I mean because of articles pointing out the…

Yeah, I guess that’s why they straight up killed him instead of bum rushing him with riot shields and then getting him out so no fatalities were incurred.

Fuck that, the flat top will always be dope.

You got it chief. Next time we have a mentally off kilter person posting images of himself with guns holing up in an apartment and refusing to leave, we’re going to send you in with a t shirt and slacks. Armoring up the squad to eliminate the potential of death as much as possible is a bad move. All cops are bad. And…

The Moon and the Prince, Everlasting Love, and of course, Lonely Rolling Star. Best franchise songs!

Not to mention various ancient sculptures. I wonder if it transitioned over time from something serious into something hilarious, or if it was just always hilarious.

This might be one of the longest standing traditions in the history of interactive media, and it brings a tear to my eye to know the legacy lives on. You know which eye.

But isn’t that the point of why those jokes are in there to begin with? Do you think the production team at Occulus isn’t aware of the company that owns them? If anything, it’s the thing that makes it cute. It’s what makes it the joke that it is.

WHAT! But I’ve been practicing with this blatantly anti-competitive bullshit exploit that gives me an unfair advantage over the other players for a while now, and they’re going to try and make things fair 10 days prior to their tournament?! God Epic are a bunch of incompetent dumbasses

That may be the case. But I think it’s interesting that every mention of the sexist backlash meets with chorus of self-exoneration from non-fans of the movie.

You’re very lucky to get to experience this for the first time! Universal Paperclips might be the most beloved incremental game of all time. It’s what’s considered an unfolding incremental game in the sense that it is constantly evolving and changing its gameplay focus as it reaches its conclusion. These often have…

Ah okay, so you’re just a prejudiced, self unaware, socially inept asshole then, not a racist. I love semantic games!