Oh I played through it. And the phone version as well for some reason. The problem is the action is so half cocked compared to actual action games that I’d rather have the actual well done turn based system instead. We can always meet in the middle and do action, as long as they don’t suck at it. And honestly I’d…

Oh great. They’re using the worst battle system in the history of the series. Even the most broken of the earliest turn based entries feel better than this trash. If I wanted a soulless unfun version of a character action game, I’d go play a character action game. It would be nice to have a next gen looking final…

I’m one of the rarer breeds.

the cut just keeps getting better and better!

Yep, you got me. I am incapable of even saying the word nuance let alone understand what it is. That’s why I post on Kotaku. I’m all in one way or the other. So for cops, they’re all good and none have ever fucked up like a human being in the history of humanity. Wait, no, I mean because of articles pointing out the…

Yeah, I guess that’s why they straight up killed him instead of bum rushing him with riot shields and then getting him out so no fatalities were incurred.

Fuck that, the flat top will always be dope.

You got it chief. Next time we have a mentally off kilter person posting images of himself with guns holing up in an apartment and refusing to leave, we’re going to send you in with a t shirt and slacks. Armoring up the squad to eliminate the potential of death as much as possible is a bad move. All cops are bad. And…

The Moon and the Prince, Everlasting Love, and of course, Lonely Rolling Star. Best franchise songs!

Not to mention various ancient sculptures. I wonder if it transitioned over time from something serious into something hilarious, or if it was just always hilarious.

This might be one of the longest standing traditions in the history of interactive media, and it brings a tear to my eye to know the legacy lives on. You know which eye.

But isn’t that the point of why those jokes are in there to begin with? Do you think the production team at Occulus isn’t aware of the company that owns them? If anything, it’s the thing that makes it cute. It’s what makes it the joke that it is.

WHAT! But I’ve been practicing with this blatantly anti-competitive bullshit exploit that gives me an unfair advantage over the other players for a while now, and they’re going to try and make things fair 10 days prior to their tournament?! God Epic are a bunch of incompetent dumbasses

You’re very lucky to get to experience this for the first time! Universal Paperclips might be the most beloved incremental game of all time. It’s what’s considered an unfolding incremental game in the sense that it is constantly evolving and changing its gameplay focus as it reaches its conclusion. These often have…

Ah okay, so you’re just a prejudiced, self unaware, socially inept asshole then, not a racist. I love semantic games!

Send transmission to the One Armed Wolf

Damn man, a hole in the elbow for complaining about lag? The universe is really dialing up the karmatic justice these days.

Yeah when it escalates to doxxing and swatting people, that’s on another level. That needs to be addressed legally. That has lead to people being shot at the hands of officers being sent to a completely made up scenario. I want those people found, I want them to have a good old time in prison, and I want to rest…

Eh, I wouldn’t exactly change the wording to “shut the fuck up, if you can’t handle the internet then get out.” I want you to stay on the internet, I just want you to be prepared for reality. How things actually are, not the way we all wish they were. The concept of “shouldn’t we at least try to make the internet a…

I’m not sure how I could make it any clearer how not feeding the trolls is effective. I didn’t say that trolls will all magically stop existing in the world if we ignore them. Quite the contrary, I said that trolls and assholes will ALWAYS exist. But if they’re completely ineffective in getting a rise out of you…