I mean, you easily could have made this joke to MY 9 year old self. It’d be like my teacher in my generation telling us all that he was going to blow us up with a kamehameha in the playground after class. When I was 9 I was on AOL in the mid-90s messing with people with progs and basic script kiddy kits like sub7. I…
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On the same token he’s talking to your typical gawker hub poster where they take the time to post to you about how they didn’t bother to read your post. So you’ve got an asshole with points on one hand and straight garbage on the other.
Oh come on, if any of my teachers made such a reference I’d laugh and think better of them. This new world sucks, and it’s the kind of ludicrous ultra sensitivity places like this continue to push in an incredibly socially irresponsible manner. But then again it’s easy these days to reduce what I said as if I’m…
Let me get the source video of that real life Mario. He looks amazing.
Okay I take offense to this, because I DO want to play Excitebike again and with online play, and I want for us to be able to create and share our own levels online similar to Mario Maker(The Wii U version, not the 3DS version...lol oh Nintendo...)
The trailer made it a point to show how different worlds have completely different visual styles and gameplay elements. New Donk City looks like a realistic old timey city where everybody is dressed old fashion because it’s referencing King Kong(of which Donkey Kong is obviously derivative of) in the New York parts of…
Dude no! Don’t try to make an argument in favor of us having less content and less decisions for a 300 dollar Nintendo console. This was their chance to shine! Don’t you want Nintendo to come back swinging hard and coming out on top like they did in the NES-SNES days before it all went dark? It’s amazing to me...this…
This. Nintendo’s first party nonsense, like the aforementioned 3D World in the article, do not hold up to me in this day and age. It holds up for five year old children exceptionally well as the article lays out, but made me sad I spent full price with the hopes of getting something that would remotely feel like the…
You’re kidding me, right? A villain should be judged by how well they’re written, not because of what actions they succeed in. It’d be like saying Bowser is an amazing villain because he successfully kidnaps Peach and sends the mushroom kingdom into turmoil every. single. time. Yeah, Kefka becomes a god but doesn’t…
No Ted, obviously it doesn’t work. That’s why the sketch is being turned into a full blown series. Oh wait
I mean, Paladins also gets a break because it was in alpha and talked about before anything was really revealed for Overwatch. But nobody is going to remember that. It’s just “that Overwatch clone” forever.
Say what you want, but they’re kings when it comes to audio design in indie development.
These are actually good examples, because despite the fact that still there isn’t an example of a dev being physically harmed, swatting is the type of shit that could get somebody killed and those kids need to go to jail. Still not exactly the same thing as the person themselves taking their harassment from online to…
Can I get some examples of dumb asshole teenagers on the internet taking their harassment of developers offline and then actually physically harming them? Because I’m pretty sure people in the modern whiny age have no clue how anonymous children on the internet work.
See how volatile and dumb both sides really are? And at the end of the day, the only thing they’ve accomplished is being miserable and missing out on a kick ass game.
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Good article. Thank you for making absolutely sure to include Street Fighter V.
How is the gawker-sphere NOT a bog of complainers stealing internet material? I mean let’s open our eyes and be fair here.
Unfortunately the SJWs have torn Super Princess Peach apart as well because of the “emotion”-centric gameplay. So you can’t win regardless(par for the course). Shame too, because that really is one of the best platformers of all time and is severely underappreciated.
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Gave him the ol Odd Scout treatment