Nah, in the real world something of this level isn’t a minefield. It’s just a kid’s costume for halloween and they’re going to have fun with it. That’s all it is. If a child shows up at your door for candy dressed up like this, what is your reaction going to be? I’m very curious about this.

Gotta fucking love humans

Very fair post. This wouldn’t be the first time this has happened in my experience however, so I look into informed reviews prior to making my purchase so I know to a degree where the reality of the product stands. I do not believe in pre-ordering either. I was also one of the few to accept and only wanted a near…

You are a very sensible man Mr Saturn. Now excuse me while I get repeatedly slammed for being a horrendous consumer apologist with an opinion that doesn’t matter.

That team was clearly way in over their head, everybody knew it, everybody said repeatedly it was destined to be a disappointment and wouldn’t live up to anybody’s expectations, and then they were still hyperbolically pissed off in the end. I feel like I’m one of two people here who had common sense all throughout…

Yeah, shit changes pretty wildly when you’re developing a game of this magnitude with a dozen people. I’d imagine you’ve never read a single other video game interview during development where things ended up changing. Holy fuck. Video games. Let’s waste our time being angry over this dumb shit. Burn Murray and his…

Uh, no. Fuck Fallon either way, but he called out her generic “i’m being loud and unladylike” easy as fuck sarah silverman level bullshit as being not funny as it never is, and in a sarcastic faux voice he said the JOKE wasn’t cute, and that he didn’t like it. Fuck both of them with a chainsaw, and give life back to…

I just can’t view it like that or waste a second of my time being angry about such a thing. They really are a tiny team working on one of the biggest things a small company shouldn’t have undertaken. All of those “lies” were stated in pre-release while the game was still in development, and as any long time gamer…

The people that actually pay for phoenix wright would be fine with as direct a translation of that game as possible. I can assure you. It just doesn’t make sense in 2016 in a world of purist fans and digital releases.

NO! WE WANT GREAT ACE DETECTIVE YOU FREAKIN CRAZY ASS PEOPLE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Seriously, this is going to bother me the most as far as this series is concerned and its non-ports. Just give me the Phoenix Wright game I want the most and am dying to play along with the entire community that is obsessed with this…

Yeah you definitely don’t watch roasts ever. And as far as where they came from, this stuff goes way back to the 40's. You’re not watching these for brilliant jokes in the guise of social commentary. You’re watching people shit on each other at any angle they can. The entire existence of it was based upon being as…

What makes you think the context changes anything that I just said? Reading comprehension 101 might be for you.

Oh shit, award of the day to Kitten for shitting all over this guy. Just like the comedy show, there wasn’t another peep from Josh.

“I majored in film”

Girls being uttered in the same breath as Seinfeld makes me want to fucking vomit. On that note, I really need to revisit some of the classic Seinfeld episodes.

It travelled to a different planet for the sequel.

I’m expecting to get caught up in that exact same mash B grapple animation over and over and over again. Great concept and trailer, though.

Death to freemium

I’ve never had a problem with my non-clamshell screens. The feel of holding the console and controls is more important to me.

I picked one of these up on the super super cheap and they’re incredibly awesome! The screen was fantastic even at that size. If you want to play some Game Boy Advance on the go, that is the supreme choice for me.