You do realize that the redundancy of the term "self masturbatory" is the point, right?

I haven't seen that much self masturbation in a post in years

Thanks to that game I've been slaughtering innocents for nearly 30 years!

I love that game. I still can't believe just how far it went with the executions. I still have the demo disc with the uncut versions of them.

And honestly, Spec Ops is the game that will disturb you and scar you a million times worse than any Hatred ever could. Hatred is the type of game you can just write off as stupid and call it a day. Spec Ops is going to stick with you forever, like white phosphorus melting a mother clutching her child to the bone.

Oh shit that needs to be a t-shirt. I have a friend with no soul who can't stand 7 who would love it.

HalomanZero really laid you out flat all thread long, especially in that last post you never responded to. As somebody who entered not having an opinion on the subject, but am entertained by forum arguments, this is a classic take of one guy making a reasonable and logical argument against a stubborn, dense, and foul…

I was rather beGuiled by this comment.

Here's hoping the series turns into a trilogy with some answers

Actually, the game uses jump scares to help you avoid the major jump scares, so no matter what you get jump scared. I am a huge horror fan, and I think the games are brilliant. People bitch and moan that it's just jump scares, but it's what makes the game so tense because you know the scare is inevitable. It reminds…

Didn't you just say verbatim that you weren't going to say he was part of the problem? Because he isn't. He's relaying the logical truth that assholes are assholes and will always exist and you can't do shit about it no matter how much you hope and wish they would go away and stop rubbing their assholery in your face.…

Just bust out Dino Crisis 2 and kill a few dozen of them.

As if the meme didn't already come off as ridiculously forced. I like how the HD model is just a normal smiling look, completely devoid of the blank slit mouth stare of the original which was the point, but whatevs.

I feel this way after virtually every single manga or anime I experience.

Awesome movie. Questionable move to put the ending on the cover, but good fun.

Seriously, this! I don't even remember doing anything prostitute related since Vice City. I forgot you could even do these things because it never came up for me since. If you decide to kill some female NPC's, that's your choice, the game isn't making you do it. One of the first things I did in Skyrim was kill a lone…

Yeah yeah, he said the same thing after he made Metal Gear Solid 3, and NOW look at him

Markiplier is incredibly disingenuous with his reactions these days as well. If it's not screaming, it's just general loud obnoxiousness for the sake of it. I'm about to wrap up The Evil Within and I've been watching both that and his Alien LP and yeah, things haven't gotten any better. When he first launched a lot of…

It's funny you say that, because percentage wise murder is primarily a problem for men, but that's not the point. You don't sexually assault women throughout the campaign of the game.

stop.