He didn’t really. He ate a burger from a Japanese place called Munch’s, which used American Angus beef. Which is kind of dumb when making a diplomatic visit, but not quite as dumb as bringing hamburger with you on an international flight (a thing that I’m unsure is even allowed).

I don’t think that would have been enough, but the dumbfuck state auditor’s defenses of it pushed it past the finish line.

Yeah I’m one of the grad students that would need to pay about 13k of my 29k stipend in taxes under this plan, because they count tuition as income. It blows. It’s not like I can drop out of grad school and “keep” that 50k in tuition money—it never touches my bank account. The university pays the money from itself to…

That’s funny, because libertarians are usually very strong advocates of private contract law (“you get what you bargained for, don’t ask the state to intervene”). If Paul bought property within an HOA, that means he also agreed to abide by the rules of the HOA.

Each day of republican dumbfuckery seems to blend in to another. But perhaps the Roy Moore is a pedophile story was enough to push it over the top.

His foreign trips are akin to the saying of the pigeon that plays chess - it knocks over the board, flies back to its nest and loudly claims victory among its peers.

The fact that this asshole needed to import his own ground beef so he could have a burger and not some scary exotic food is incredible. My 9year old has a more sophisticated palate than Drumpf.

President Dotard accomplished absolutely NOTHING during his China visit. Pres Xi knee to play to his ego with spectacles, parades, and American hamburgers. Our “really smart businessman and master negotiator” was played like a midwestern rube at a Times Square 3-card monte game

Is it just me, or was today a particularly rich buffet of dumbfuckery centered around DC?

That was my favorite! The fact that Joseph is NOT Jesus’s father is covered in like the first 15 minutes of the first day of Christianity 101, right after they pass out the syllabus.

I’m sorry you had to live through that and never feel ashamed about how you choose to confront or not confront it.

“Sex with a newborn when you’re 18? Same diff.”

it’s always the most sanctimonious that seem to be the guiltiest. huh.

That made me laugh so hard. “It’s not that my opinions are garbage, it’s that women don’t know how to handle a man with opinions!” Ah yes, the rare unicorn of a man who has opinions...I don’t know if I, personally, have ever seen one in the wild!

Lol at all the ‘outrage’ coming out of the GOP senate. Roles reversed, if Moore was going to be a good little water carrier for McConnell, they wouldn’t give a damn about the teens he (allegedly) molested. But he’s gonna be a bomb thrower, so they’re taking the opportunity to throw him under the bus.

This is so good.

Totally. The second presidential debate last year had me reliving every incident of sexual harassment, groping, flashing and stalking in my life, and I realized I had been walking around thinking of myself as “one of the lucky ones,” to whom nothing much had ever happened. I remember when my friend’s grandpa grabbed…

I’m so sorry that happened to you. I’ve been more aware of this stuff lately, too—a couple of weeks ago, I went with a friend to a diner, and as I was leaving, the line cook pulled me into a hug and hug-walked me outside, all while asking for my number and if we could go on a date. It was SO uncomfortable. I laughed…

I will not condemn a man on rumor alone.