Fortunately, I only know the best one:

You really don’t come across as someone who hates “having to” defend Woody Allen

‘Merica!

I know it’s derivative, but I enjoyed ‘The Force Awakens’, and I’m one of those people who liked ‘The Last Jedi’ a whole lot. But ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ will go down as one of the all-time cinematic bed-shittings in history.

Pete Davidson underwhelming? Say it ain't so!

wow i guess reflexively branding yourself as a self-aware deadbeat who knows he’s a letdown as a cast member didn’t pay off after all

it’s like, i can adore her music and also find her behaviour on social media to be grating. so i listen to her music and then i ignore her twitter account.

There’s no way to post vague negative sentiments followed by “don’t ask why” to social media and not come off as passive aggressive, whiny, and attention-seeking.

Fuck yeah a British Indian playing an Arthurian knight!

“what has to be the queerest comic book movie to date”

Wes Anderson backlash is so strange to me. The guy has generated little-to-no controversy in 25+ years of making major movies and he puts out a reliably solid (and lucrative) product.

I know there are people who get tired of Wes Anderson because he only does The One Thing, but I still get excited over every new movie of his. I mean, yeah, he only does The One Thing, but he does it so well.

For everyone so in love with basketball that they feel the need to lionize Kobe...here you go.

Those “zings” would have a lot more oomph if her production company had ever hired a female director not named Natalie Portman.

JFC thank you!!!!

This is y’alls fault.

Would you prefer he not say anything about the lack of diversity? When someone makes a point of actually saying something people criticize them as opposed to all the people that don’t say anything. 

I hope Dune is long. Butt-numblingly long. Three trips to the bathroom long. I hope that its runtime is so long that even I can’t defend it.

It may be the ancient Norwegian term for the end times, but in a post-Thor world, naming your series Ragnarok still feels like a direct challenge to Marvel’s most successful outing with the god of thunder.

As a few other people have mentioned it here, MGM doesn’t own its Golden Age library (WarnerMedia does). And they’re not even a studio in the common acception, at least not since the release of the first Hot Tub Time Machine in 2010.