I don't know if you intended to do so, but you've won the irony award for this century.

Clearly they can't.

Using 'the Amazing Atheist' as a counter point is a sure-fire way to invalidate your opinion.

I agree with you and I'm also physically exhausted from it. No matter how strong a case she may or may not make, the fact that she is challenging the statue quo is enough to make most of the guys flip their shit like it's the end of the world.

Being honest, for every one you named, how many are on the other side of the coin?

I was not aware. This is unsettling information.

Eff that! What are you? Some kind of "free-thinking" non-slave to marketing?

I'm in the other boat, I was a Nintendo kid until the PS1 arrived. I always wanted a GBA reader, that stuff was pretty sweet looking.

They don't all speak English and haven't fully joined us so...

I would like an audiolog of all the of the awful shit people say when they're comfortable. I wonder if it'd be enough to make me hate being human?

I know, I just like talking about the gross side of voyeurism.

The mainstream media would REALLY flip their chairs if this ever happened. It'd be the death of console gaming. Also, we'd see that "hot chick" do some very unsexy things. Toilet things. Booger things. Farty things...

Furry babies that hit each other in the face, then curl up together like nobody just got hit in the face.

So I guess cats are out. What about two or three cats tethered together?

When I was a kid we used to play Mario in the back room of the neighborhood arcade. We had to eat mushrooms then play with our shirts off because we'd sweat so much. There was a videotape of Mario that'd be on in the background, he sure was a hairy guy.

I agree, this is the pinnacle of Mario. 'SMW' is on the level too though, I've got nothing but good things to say about both games.

Okay, I can handle this. Hold up, what about Puerto Ricans? Some of them are brown.

That'd be awful. No matter what room you're in, it's still watching, waiting & wanking.

I'm laughing about this, but it really is an eerie thought if this comes to be true.

The 'Tactics' series is in a real shitty state right now. I think the worst thing they could've done was tweak the gameplay when going from PS1 to GBA. At the end of the day, it's their loss and at least I've still got 'Fire Emblem'.