The bronzing may be done to compensate for the skintone washing out that his mega flash seems to be doing.

stagger the bed times - FTW

An instruction manual is not really practical for really small kids. The Rescue Bots line is pretty good alternative for the smaller kids who might have a hard time with the traditional Transformers. This line seems like an odd point in between.

• The facial recognition program that somehow captures a snapshot of Heller's moving face and identifies him as "James Heller, U.S. President" is ridiculous and will never be spoken of again.

For some reason I read this as...

Wait, no mention of Kid Cudi's outfit in the pic with the hoff?

"Krysten Ritter wig" - You win.

Hmm, this plot sounds familiar...

It's a Festiva-Dart.

Is that a rebranded Dart?

This photo must be from biblical times then.

According to this sign, stoning causes 'homos'.

Wing Woman? Michael Keaton would have used the term, "Love Broker".

Wondering how the header image was categorized in Shutterstock?

Marco...

HEY FOLKS, SHE IS TROLLING FOR BOOK SALES.

Everyone should be fascinated by tacos.