You can 100% take drugs and still have a clean drug test.

We’re going to have to get you a featured column called “Bradley’s Biffs” 

This seems like a colossal waste of time and money.

If you put a work program on your personal phone, that’s entirely on you.

No. No it really isn’t.

That only works if you have 26 or more vehicles.

I’m going to blame people crashing their cars instead.

11.2% of the US population is of Mexican descent.

Brad has proven time and time again to not understand what he writes about.  

Dude, you gotta stop trying to report on shit you don’t understand.  

PV=nRT

You have no seals, no fluids (aside from brakes), no belts, no complicated transmission.

the two cars are very frequently cross-shopped, so yes.

“it appears that the top portion of the fin fused together with the bottom and tissue filled in the middle to form the newly shaped dorsal fin.”

The future of personal transportation, cars and trucks and bikes and scooters, is electric.

Which is another reason why Tesla’s board of directors needs to boot Elon.

I have a feeling they may end up hurting more than helping once people discover that “Made in the USA” means low quality and late delivery.

Why the fuck are we giving a murderer multiple platforms again?

You and I can team up for the upcoming design of the $1,000,000 note once hyperinflation really sets in.

As a result, Bialik stepped down from both regular Jeopardy! and Celebrity Jeopardy! for the duration of the strikes, while Jennings stayed on.