I am as polite or as dick as need be. I also realized after you replied that I may have come off as defensive as opposed to simply just explaining things. So I wanted to make up for it.

Oh, you didn't. I was just trying to explain the process, not necessarily to you but to others so they could see how things work and why they are the way they are.

First thing out of the SpeculaTron 5000..

I had that after breaking my back in a car crash—I could see the potential violence/suffering everywhere.

They did not load up THAT fast.

Obligatory:

Still great

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

Wish we thought of this before hackday :(

NESFLIX

Yeah, but "Evolution" knows that it's a big piss-take. I mean, David Duchovny ad-libbed the "fruit basket", and they kept it in! I love it!

To me it is sort of one of my fav Arnold vehicles. My brothers and I maxed out our eye balls on it as kids. And we knew it was camp city. Praised it for that. 30 years old and still quote the darn movie in our obscure references.

I think the same thing about incandescent x-mas lights - LED's are just too harsh.

Stephen King might just be the most filmed genre author of all time — but this is his directorial debut, showing us just how King thinks his work should be filmed.

It also contains the greatest line of dialogue ever uttered:

Never a bad reason to watch Kylie Minogues fanny.

How about

"Now who whants to go horm? And who whants to with meh!?!"

I have the impression that placing a magnet in the end of the piston arm and lining the case with a coil (talk about a coilover!) wouldn't mean such a huge weight gain. But then I'm also no physicist and can't tell how much energy such system could generate with regular suspension travel. If it's just a puny amount…

It's unclear how much electricity these magic tires would be able to regenerate