I want Cersei to die giving birth to a dwarf.

She’ll walk your dinosaur for $50. No kissing. Allegedly.

Was (Not Was)

Was?

Now that we’re on Gawker proper, can we address the rumor that Tammy once was a call girl?

I worked in LE for years and even though I left primarily because of this type of culture our union rep almost never got a chance to make these kind of releases. Fortunately our dept has a decent habit of cutting the dead/dumb weight once caught in the wrong. And we have had a few over the years.

My friend was over at my place the other weekend and he started playing Bloodborne...and promptly stopped playing it once he dies to the werewolf that he is supposed to die to (so the game can introduce you to the Hunter’s Dream and how death works). He was literally one loading screen from the next part of the game,…

[sees how terrible Kinja still is]

I think it is very amusing that a police department union (A FUCKING POLICE DEPARTMENT) is asking the NFL to investigate something.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Oh, Patrick Stewart is perfectly capable of a genuine petty celebrity feud. It just takes an awards show, some booze and the presence of James Corden to bring it out of him.

We also would have accepted “Sir Buttrick Stewfart”.

turned him into a petty shithead like the rest of us

I’d be proud as hell of my kid for this.

Bah gawd, that’s Sam Hinkie’s music!

His best friend is Mr Snrub.

I think you misspelled Munchkin.

Every time I see a picture of him, the phrase “anthropomorphic wormface” comes to mind.

I’m pretty sure it’s a character played by Fred Armisen.

Both Blue Ruin and Green Room are terrific, and Blue Ruin is way more interesting on a subtextual level. If nothing else, I hope we get more of that.