You might say it would be BIG.

I didn’t say I had to, I said that’s how I feel.

That made me genuinely laugh out loud, thanks.

what the fuck

Good call on Glengarry - I’ll just remember him for that cowardly role as the office manager and assume he was playing himself and forcing Jack Lemmon to watch him jerk off in his office when they were off-screen.

If Tom Hanks becomes embroiled in this crap, I’m offing myself. That’s basically the end of humanity as far as I’m concerned.

Seriously, that movie was so fun, it had little to do with Spacey, and now he’s a fucking coffee stain on the original print.

Lawyerball is the most popular sport in America for a reason!

I had no idea he was method acting as Keyser Soze this whole time. He might even be a bigger monster.

Then they can screen them and have a circlejerk but one where everyone jerks off in front of each other! This isn’t socialism!

I was really trying not to double down on my sadness this morning, thanks.

Thankfully the publicists are there to keep everything in order these days.

Yep! The “no commercials” is primarily due to the “perceived one-shot episode” I have to believe. And I can’t imagine they would do a one-shot episode if it wasn’t going to be incredibly chaotic. That’s what they are made for.

I think they’re setting Whiterose up as an Elon Musk-type - very wealthy and powerful and developing cutting edge techology in private. I don’t think it will break any of that alternate universe stuff in actuality but it will perhaps be suggested that she’s developed the technology for it or is working on it and…

This is so disappointing and infuriating. I realize I’m probably overlooking the signs that have existed for a while, but I’ve always loved Spacey (I just bought fucking Baby Driver on Blu-Ray and now it’s kind of tarnished) and just assumed he was an older gay man who just preferred to keep that part of his life…

Just ignore the meathead, he has no importance in his real life, so he has to bombastically be a tough guy on the internet without doing any research or work of his own.

Fuck you for being an ignorant asshole who doesn’t know what he’s talking about before telling millions of people to fuck off for liking a baseball team that existed FAR before his kids owned it.

*In your example, I do appreciate the owner/Satan metaphor that was excluded from the disclaimer. That is absolutely who I am, and fuck those guys.

I think Esmail is fucking with the Reddit crowd a bit before he drops the hammer. I don’t think it’s going to break reality with the only possible exception in my mind being that they realize they’re in a fictional world or some meta shit like that.

I love this show but I don’t stay up long enough to comment at the most relevant time and Kinja sucks so I often just don’t even bother anymore.