Is this thing on? Test... 1... 2... 3... syphilis.

Holy shit! You’re all right! It doesn’t work but it does!

There's no way for the grand arc to be satisfying. The show was great because of the interactions between the major players. Now it's just Deus Ex Machina territory with little room to flesh out the new magic rules like Bran and the Night King that would have had more time to develop in the books.

Kinja? The talking monkey? Yeah, Kinja! That chimp's alright.

They'd appreciate it if you stopped making it easier for people to criticize their articles in the most visible way possible!

Kinja… Chrome… Kinja… Avocado… Disqus…

Yeah but apparently he's using Mike as a pseudonym at your house.

<- Derp

I've conquered capitalism! Time to crush socialism!

"Give us money, then join us in deciding how to spend it"

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Tucker Carlson is right. This is the most impressively presidential action Trump has taken.

Tucker Carlson will need instructions if you expect him to blow anyone as he's brand new to the concept.

Yeah but he nuked himself, didn't he?

Has he done anything science related? I mean besides proving guns save everyone from inevitable death?

"Hi, meet America"

One is a cucker, one is a cuckee? I don't get invited to these parties.

I'm admittedly not popping Fastball and others like them up on my radio too often these days, but I agree with all of that.

What we really need is an omega cuck scientist!

Wow, I still love "The Way" and am very much surprised but happy to see Fastball still kicking around.

Sex and lies, just don't videotape me - it's for your own benefit.