I agree with the chill the fuck out part, but I don't think I have the ability to laugh anymore.

Um, Michigan and Illinois aren't even close to similar, politically, but you do you.

Because, unfortunately, if anything were to happen, they're immune to police bullets.

Twitter should never be an explanation for anything. You can cherry pick anything you want to say from Twitter. Assuming you've watched some form of TV news in the last five years, you can see this clearly.

The GOP plays the team game better than anyone in the NFL, MLB, NBA or NHL, unfortunately.

Also, while this wasn't clear enough from my comment, it wasn't so much a direct response to you personally as to all the comments dissecting her commentary.

I'M NOT YELLING THIS IS A STYLISTIC CHOICE!

I did (EDIT: I did not vote for POTUS, I did vote downballot) because I live in Illinois and I had that option without contributing to Trump. Had I lived in Ohio, I would have voted for her.

IT IS WEEKEND UPDATE, A COMEDY SHOW DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH BASED ON INSPIRATION FROM CURRENT EVENTS. IT IS NOT MEANT TO REPLACE [INSERT PROTEST LEADER HERE], IT IS MEANT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AT THE ABSURDITY OF IT.

Wow, I guess this is terrible and I should be ashamed for finding it mildly funny.

Here's a little story
I'd like to tell
about three wine bottles
I love so well
It started way back
In history with
GRAPES AND GRAPES AND LOTS OF GRAPES

I'm very late, but also wanted to express my admiration for this perfect headline.

Ahem, "knob-job salesman"

"Nipple dick" was so obvious yet here I am hearing it in reference to Bannon for the first time

I was just joking, but half-serious. I had no idea that's what put them under.

Awesome. At least they went for it.

"DeLorean?"

Except these people have money?

Well, in all fairness, so do all of us.

Completely agree. That's why it's so disheartening to read your comment.