You guys need to use a better example than Social Security.

Well to be fair, Ayn Rand paid for her own Social Security like the rest of us.

Because of a 9 foot wall filled with seated people.

It wasn't exactly a laser beam, it was a high pop up.

The very same shortstop who was playing Gold Glove level defense all season to that point.

"Ha!"

The top 7 comments are going to be "Moochie died on the way back to his home planet" and the AV Club is going to become a target of investigation for death threats.

To give scathing exit interviews to his friends?

I didn't catch his wife's name, I assume it wasn't "Mooch's Cocaine"

He'll always be something to me.

You think he cared about his wife?

twice

My only regret is that assholes like this guy don't have to give an exit interview in front of the cameras. Let's see that great confidence now that your boorishness has led to massive embarrassment.

Naming a source is not the same as having a source.

And his wife filed for divorce today.

I can always count on the word "chief" to tell me when someone on the internet is arguing without reading.

"I'm not familiar with whatever the100 is"

For Christ's sake.

Because the system I was talking about wasn't random matchmaking.

No, but that's not taking anything away from Zodiac, which was a great film.