Last week, I had to give a short talk to everybody on my team at work. I nailed it— charming, hit key points, got three or four solid laughs. This video feels like that felt: It ultimately doesn’t amount to anything and will be quickly forgotten. But I looked really cool in front of my peers.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Considering he’s the head coach of Florida State, I’m not sure he’s really in a position to say that players are held accountable...

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

We’ve finally done it! 16-bit is dead! I promised my late father, that I would not rest until the world no longer had the same 16-bit menace that killed my mother. Times are a changin!

Anyways I don’t know if it mattered to basketball players at the time, but I wonder if he was super stoked to be in a video game when…

I’m pretty sure that the issue occurred when the helicopter hit the water.

Glad they caught him.

You, me and Costanza...

Well now you can watch it and not just think about it :-)

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

Golden Rule Of Racing:

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Do you actually read these articles and know why this is an issue, or do you just have two settings, but can only “Sit on Fabricated Moral High Ground” because “Fuck Off and Mind My Own Business” is broken?

be it 12/31 full or 19/31 empty your still drinking a tall glass of shit.