I dunno, sometimes it might seem exciting to see how far you go. However, my 2016 Honda Accord shows mileage remaining when the light comes on - so are these numbers part of that, or in addition to the calculated miles remaining?

She is wearing body armor, right? She does look woozy!

The football gods chortled...

Was that a transcript or actual speech? Cause some of those sentences ain't exactly sentencey.

Love this line "With a plaintive cry of 'Must I?'"- it actually has displaced my previous go to - Click and Clack’s reader list of bad cars - but I still love this quote from the Chevy Vega “As near as I could tell, the car was made from compressed rust>"

By the way, best "Let's Hear it From..." comment I have read in ages. Better start tuning up for next year, September is right around the corner!

On the network I'm on - the document is showing as comic sans - please tell me that they didn't use it - that is death penalty worthy

COMIC SANS? They used Comic Sans? - I'm not gonna look but I hope there is Word Art and wingdings somewhere in there too.

Bob might catch something worse than pink eye this time around... I’m going with uncontrollable diarrhea.

Thanks for clearing things up from a scientific standpoint!

The tricks that the Magicarp landed far outperformed those of the dolphin.

Over /Under on how long Max cant handle it/is canned ?

He has a bad temper though - vertically challenged as he is...

Ummm, who took the picture?!

From left to right: Tucker,Brantley, Bryce,Kevin, Asher, and Dang.

I want to send this douche a case of assholes, every week, for the rest of his life.

Everybody knows it's 666!!!

Get THIS... After nearly 20 years living in PA, I can now go up to the grocery store (not the local bar), barely a mile away from my house, and purchase a 12 pack of beer! IT’S AMAZING!

UICP and UDAPS began in 1961 and we turned off the last instance in 2014 -yay COBOL!!! Thanks Grace!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If there was an impending apocalypse, having Vin Scully be the messenger would have us all face our impending doom with a smile on our face, thanks to whatever wonderful story he would wrap the news in.