Like my parents told me when I asked why there was a Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, but no Children’s Day. “Every Day is Children’s Day”...

As a Reds fan (I know...) I hope he can figure out how to steal first...

Yeah - but poorly - someone stopped by my desk - I was trying to agree with you - should edit and say - “I agree, here’s a”... before the “Horrible” it sounded better in my head...

Clippy off the bench, don’t forget clippy.

Horrible American Football reference, bordering on sexist. Was it like a 99 yard fake punt run by the punter?

It was 5 MPH on the way in and out of the gates at the Navy Base I work in - cant post pictures because the guys who yell at you for cameras all work right at those gates. They would write tickets for going 10 in a 5. Eventually I think they got someone high ranking enough that the limit was doubled to 10! Haulin’ it…

That's awesome

She looks like what Rachel Dolezal was trying to look like...

You sure you don't mean throat reciprocation?

With special guest, The Proclaimers...

Paying for it would be the most depressing thing...

Sigh, thanks WWE. Nice gesture, can’t stand the black and yellow polka dots though, and too many jezebels. Boola, bola, boola boola.

Ain’t no fake, sweet as German chocolate cake...

Assisted the driver (who was in training - i.e. learning to drive) out of the vehicle.

Flashing them (halved) in boiling salted water to a bright green, dumping them in an ice bath (it’s so fun to make in the sink cause you get to stick your whole arm in and see how long you can leave it, plus it is a natural hiding place for cans of beer) and then sauteing in bacon is a wonderful way to reduce the prep…

Perhaps the Raiders can burn a first round draft pick in his honor each year ...

While touring Portsmouth Naval Shipyard as part of work, we were treated to the sight of some of the original timbers used for the Constitution and other frigates, which were in reserve for refits - pretty cool seeing that stuff, as you allude to, it is probably no that easy to get large pieces of wood like that any…

Just think of the diarrhea...

Will someone invent autonomous, self lubricating truck stop hookers to provide relief for the autonomous truck?

But of course, the builders can say “First in Class - future variants will be MUCH cheaper” ;)