the husband of my wife's high school friend was the third string, walk on kicker there. A fact he actually would tell you without prompting.

Maybe she was using "African Diaspora" incorrectly in the context of a recipe.

Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...

Scooby Doo Plot... fantastic.

Vin Scully makes all other announcers seem like marble mouthed louts. I could listen to him announce oral surgery.

I am requesting a LOL to be placed by Mychal Thompson (balancing the Bennett LOL).

Build her a sub or something....

I-64 Route ( one minute faster!)

As a Dad who cooks, launders, and cleans, I find it a little offensive that the Dad in the stock photo has a flowery apron. Helping out/doing what needs to be done whatever it is seems to me a rejection of the old "she does the household stuff, I come home to a martini and a cigar" mentality.

Amen, brother.

It's a little long - but "not the Yankees, Dodgers, Red Sox, Angels" conveys the point - phillies and tigers are in there- but I digress.

"good eye kid, you picked the hottest one!"

Did the caddy give him yardage from point of attack to water? Good thing he did not decide to lay up.

He was black flagged...

He is in a sense trying out for The Biggest Losers in the Astros...

Roanoke Civic Center, live tv taping (oxymoron?) - NWA - me and three other idiots wild turkeyed to the max. Sid Vicious comes out - fans start booing and cussing him.

Pissy, eight dollar pants...

Muffley? Seriously - a Gyno named Muffley? I couldn't even get through the first paragraph without having to post this.

Awesome

Thanks!