“Why should Christmas be our enemy? We should not go to war with Christmas, in fact, I think Santa Claus and I would be good friends.”

I work in retail and I hate everyone who still uses cheques. It's OVER, people. Let it go.

“Press ‘Like’ to help Jesus win”

The GOP will literally do anything apparently if you say you are from Israel. 

Indict Me If You Can

Not with that attitude.

Glad to hear that the Trumps hate each other as much as everyone else hates them.  No sympathy for Melania though...she can choose to self-deport if shes that unhappy.

NEVER EVER THREATEN MASCARA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE THIRTY-FOUR YEAR OLD MOMS ARE NOT ONES WITH THE MONEY OR TIME FOR EXPENSIVE LASH TREATMENTS. BE CAUTIOUS!

You mean like the deficit exploding trillion dollar giveaway to the rich that was the Republican tax bill?

I will join you in the curmudgeon-ness. People don’t need to be camping out on the beach. With the amount of shit some people bring you’d think they are going off into the wilderness for a whole damn month. 

Ugh, I wish beaches would just ban umbrellas already. I was at the beach a few weekends ago and nearly half a dozen umbrellas went flying during the few hours I was there (luckily no one got hit). If you can’t set it up properly you shouldn’t be allowed to use it!

Ego prevents him acknowledging the possibility that any external action could have interfered with his glorious victory.

(who the fuck calls company policy “law”).

“...not only did he break Uber’s laws,”

Gowdy’s look and behavior suggest an ongoing meth problem, either too much or not enough

I watched this thing live. If anyone else did the one nugget I got out of it was Mr. Strzok’s opening comments: Its pretty clear the FBI knows an awful lot about Trump and the Russian thing. Probably much more than what we do. Something tells me we will find out at some point and when we do it will be buy-bye for…

It’s actually shocking that no one pulled out “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH” unironically

Honestly, I think a large part of the problem with the House began with the “reforms” in 1994-1996 when Gingrich and the Moral Majority came into power and stripped the standing committees of the vast majority of their nonpartisan staffers and experts.

Look upon the end results of capitalism. Human life is less important than money.