Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

Because the name “Satan” scares the hell (pun intended) out of literal-minded Christians. They can laugh off / ignore other minority religious or non-religious groups, but if you make them think the devil is coming for the children, they can be goaded into unconstitutional, reactionary statements and litigation. It…

I’ve got to say it’s interesting because if you removed the fact that Donald Trump is her father (which amplifies this to wtf territories my mind is too exhausted to bleach out) the things Trump has said about Ivanka would probably fall into a category of sexual harassment in most companies. Ranking her hotness.…

He fails to point out that he seems to be the one harassing his daughter at work

Her Tweet promoting her own line is so tawdry.

Writing essays really helps you to think a problem/proposal through from beginning to end. Rather than seeing a medical case as a series of discrete, unconnected problems and treatments, the doctor/nurse must see it as an interconnected whole, where each bit affects how all the other bits react. Writing an essay is…

I hope it’s the same intern who designed the original Trump-Pencetration logo. I’m sure it’s a staffer who also consistently tells Trump that his “hair is looking great today!”

i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!

“What should we do about violent anti-government racists such as those who blew up the federal building in Oklahoma City or who bombed the Olympic village in Atlanta?” “Welcome them to the party and give them a gift bag.”

All I know that is that it’s taken him out of the IN governor’s race and the lieutenant governor is new and not well-known. So it’s Dems time to shine around here. ;)

With American civil liberty now on life support, you couldn’t really expect Newt to remain faithful to it.

Hillary will give them their Trump-up-pence.

When I think of Newt as an old dude who used to hold insane and retrograde opinions and has come around to saying he regrets attacking the Clintons and lifting banking regulations, believes in climate change now, and is evolving on racial issues, I’m ok with Newt. When I think of Newt as a potential vice president of…

Last night, when I was giving out cake, the Son in Law said that she shouldn’t be allowed to sue because she chose to continue working there. I literally took the fork out of his hand and said that he can’t have any until he pulls his head out of his ass. I’m not fooling around with these people anymore. No more aid…

Gretchen’s internal monologue in all featured video clips:

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

They make suicide more dangerous. Suicidal people are more likely to try and go through with it if there is a gun in the house.

This picture is the definition of “rich douchebags”, isn’t it? It is like what people who are mad about the 1% should use for dart practice. Jesus.

See also: “they shouldn’t have so many children” and “I don't want sex ed being taught in schools!"

Schrödinger’s Poor: simultaneously working too many menial jobs to properly raise their terrible children while also lazily living off of welfare.