.........does this mean i can get a man to pick up my poop

like i was really convinced people saying blue and black were trolls and jokesters playing us white and gold people

My parents were married (still are) and my siblings and I grew up poor. We stayed in the same home my whole life (so weren't the "move around all the time", poor) but most of my life before 14-15 was pretty lower-middle class. We didn't have cable, got a lot of hand-me-downs, no brand names, that kind of thing.

Even with a degree in political science and an unhealthy enjoyment of NPR news, I still always read "CPAC" as "CPAP." You know, the terrifying sleep apnea machine. I honestly don't know which is worse.

Well, it's unintentional comedy. So he's not completely off the mark.

I am in poverty (by choice this time, I'm an AmeriCorps VISTA), and I work with people in poverty, and let me tell you something Mr. Grothman: poverty is not just lack of money. Poverty is lack of resources, lack of support, and most of all, a lack of literacy. That can be financial literacy, cultural literacy, the…

Grothman said he hears stories about seemingly able-bodied people receiving disability payments, Social Security payments and Food Share benefits.

Cigarettes are $25 a carton = dude has not been out of the house in over 15 years

I am sad to see that that Nothing Else To Do In A Small Town was not mentioned, as that is the leading cause of promiscuity in rural communities.

I like my coffee, and I like my whiskey, but I don't like them together, thank you very much.

Some of us eat like monsters because we are monsters.

Bill has been in many war zones, The War on Christmas, The War on White America, The War on Context.

Oh yeah, syphilis is totally not the point, I just didn't realize it was still a thing that happens. That's like Voltaire times.

Baby bump or too much lettuce?

I'm so startled right now!

Yes! The regular is like 6 inches too long and I'm 5'7"! I actually got short length this past time. I haven't worn them yet, though.

I always knew that the general idea about gendered sexual behavior was a load of misogynist, woman-controlling crap (even before I became an anthropologist).